New anti drug commercials



From: "RevUlv"
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Mon, Feb 4, 2002

Has anyone  seen this new ad campaign makes the Earth-stopping conclusion
that if you buy drugs you might be supporting terrorism. People saying "My
body, my choice" and "I was just having fun" are intercut with people saying
"I kidnapped people's dads" and "I bought the bomber a fake passport." They
equate drug use with helping hijackers crash airliners into buildings. I ask
you faithful  yeti WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN THIS COUNTRY. im moving to
canada i swear. Help us all "Bob" get us off this rock you bastard.

                                                               -Rev Ulv
Dobbson
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From: "Chas. 'Mark' Bee"

  Yeah, they don't show senators and AG's saying "I made it so that people...etc.".
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From: "Bryan J. Maloney"

Plus a change.  This is pretty much a standard tactic and has been used
for quite a long time.  Equate Behavior One Wishes to Control (TM) with
Another Very Bad Behavior.  Remember the old WWII propaganda that made
people believe that the paltry tidbits of scrap metal they donated would
make a difference and that not participating would mean the death of the
free world?  It's the same thing.

PS:  The vast majority of that scrap metal collected was simply buried
in landfills.

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From: mshotz@aol.comnospam (James T. Rex King of the Monsters)

The Bushie-Boy did enough drug in the 60's. 70's and 80's to by Al Quida 300
B-2 Bombers with 50 Megaton warheads!


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"Just think, the next time I shoot someone I could get arrested!"

Lt. Frank Dredin, "The Naked Gun"
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From: HellPope Huey

I'm sure there's a sinister connection with the fact that the UN program to
help farmers in the Bekka Valley grow melons feel flat, so they took to growing
marijuana for hasish production. The melons wouldn't sell, marijuana will grow
in arid conditions and BABY GOTTA EAT. If you had to choose between "The Law"
and feeding your kids, how "moral" would YOU be? Not such a clear line there, is
it?

And what about that fresh crop of Afghan poppies, the source of Europe's
high-grade heroin, a drug which DOES do incalculable damage, which we KNOW to be
on another planet compared to the largely benign nature of cannabis? Anybody
know of any Afghani products in Wal-Mart? Bet they'd like to eat, too.

Only question of merit: How many people are going to SWALLOW that bilge?
Answer: How many scared, gullible DUMBASS Hyoo-Mons of voting age will SEE it?

"Yet flamethrowers are still illegal. There is no balance here."
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From: "headkase"

people who sell drugs are usually to busy supporting thier own habit to
bother with fucking terrorism
there is a fucking huge hole in that propaganda campaign isnt there
but the public dont think
i hear a voice in my head say.


this is another FUCK YOU GEORGE BUSH POST
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From: "the rev. dr. mobiustrip"

let the bullshit fly...

http://www1.theantidrug.com/drugs_terror/index.html

i got two words for the partnership for a drug free america as well as the
office of national drug control policy:

IRAN CONTRA.

cia scum fucks w/the assistance of former president BUSH built up the coke
trade in latin america and then pumped crack cocaine into the ghettoes to
imprison a generation of black youth.

how about this...

shoot a new commercial with images of bush and powell cut in with picutres
of poor afghani poppy farmers and throw in a voiceover that says, WHEN YOU
GIVE $43 MILLION AMERICAN TAX DOLLARS TO THE TALIBAN TO 'FIGHT THE WAR ON
DRUGS,' YOU SUPPORT TERRORISM.

http://www.robertscheer.com/1_natcolumn/01_columns/052201.htm

assholes.

--
the rev. dr. mobiustrip
the 44th zion froptic church of "bob"
http://www.the44.net/blog
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From: "Rev. Ivan Stang"

Rev Ulv -- formerly of Seattle, as in, the Revulv-als?

Welcome back to alt.slack!

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From: "RevUlv"

Nope el senior stang ..... but i am from lemuria . I really have a problem
with choosing names of existing reverends i swear.
ugh time to think of a new name. maybe ill just call myself Reverend
everyone elses name
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From: "Col. Sphinx Drummond"

RevUlv wrote:

> Has anyone  seen this new ad campaign makes the Earth-stopping conclusion
> that if you buy drugs you might be supporting terrorism. People saying "My
> body, my choice" and "I was just having fun" are intercut with people saying
> "I kidnapped people's dads" and "I bought the bomber a fake passport." They
> equate drug use with helping hijackers crash airliners into buildings. I ask
> you faithful  yeti WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN THIS COUNTRY. im moving to
> canada i swear. Help us all "Bob" get us off this rock you bastard.

I didn't see the commercial about how when LAWMAKERS make laws against drugs,
THEY CREATE a taxless underworld black market of people who terrorize, kidnap
and bomb.

-Col. Sphinx Drummond TWSR
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From: Tesla Coil

On 5 Feb 2002, the rev. dr. mobiustrip wrote:
> how about this...
>
> shoot a new commercial with images of bush and powell cut
> in with picutres of poor afghani poppy farmers and throw
> in a voiceover that says, WHEN YOU GIVE $43 MILLION AMERICAN
> TAX DOLLARS TO THE TALIBAN TO 'FIGHT THE WAR ON DRUGS,' YOU
> SUPPORT TERRORISM.

Same day, Col. Sphinx Drummond wrote:
> I didn't see the commercial about how when LAWMAKERS make
> laws against drugs, THEY CREATE a taxless underworld black
> market of people who terrorize, kidnap and bomb.

Office of National Drug Control Policy and Partnership
for a Drug-Free America radio spots in wav format:
http://www.mediacampaign.org/mg/radio.html

Doktors, start your soundfile editors...
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From: theoneflasehaddock@my-deja.com (Theoneflasehaddock)

"RevUlv" wrote in message news:...
> Has anyone  seen this new ad campaign makes the Earth-stopping conclusion
> that if you buy drugs you might be supporting terrorism. People saying "My
> body, my choice" and "I was just having fun" are intercut with people saying
> "I kidnapped people's dads" and "I bought the bomber a fake passport." They
> equate drug use with helping hijackers crash airliners into buildings. I ask
> you faithful  yeti WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN THIS COUNTRY. im moving to
> canada i swear. Help us all "Bob" get us off this rock you bastard.
>

I've been saying the same thing. As soon as I get out of college, I'm
going to Canada. Or somewhere else. Don't know what the fuck is going
on.

The part of evolution I don't believe isn't that people descended from
apes, it's the part about natural selection being effective.

--
theoneflasehaddock
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From: thereheis99@hotmail.com (Rev. Crawford)

I was confounded when I saw that damn commercial, and APPALLED when I
saw the price tag (~$3.2 million of OUR tax money). You got any idea
how much White Widow that would pay for.

Also, it completely ignores the fact that the black market/drug trade
the finances terror groups could be massively undercut merely by
legalizing drugs, thus drastically reducing their price and
consequently the black market revenues.  But noooooooooo, that would
make too much sense, and wouldn't have the desired effect of promoting
social discord, which was the REAL intent of that ad.

> you faithful  yeti WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN THIS COUNTRY. im moving to
> canada i swear. Help us all "Bob" get us off this rock you bastard.

You and every other thinking person, SubGenius or otherwise.  Rev.
Li'l Earwig is seriously considering moving to Australia. Rev. Null is
already there. Didn't Tarla flee to NZ or something? Also, I've
noticed that a lot of really intelligent folks are choosing not to
have any children. And who can blame them - I'd *hate* to attempt to
raise a child in this fucked-up, hypocritical society. Swear to Gobbs,
in about fifty, sixty years the entire population of this country is
gonna consist of nothing but mouth-breathing Jerry Springer
contestants.


YFNR

Rev. Crawford
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From: "Bryan J. Maloney"

In article <4ca8e952.0202050657.54658940@posting.google.com>,
theoneflasehaddock@my-deja.com (Theoneflasehaddock) wrote:

> I've been saying the same thing. As soon as I get out of college, I'm
> going to Canada. Or somewhere else. Don't know what the fuck is going
> on.

Pick a somewhere else, really.  Canada is no less upgefucked than is the
USA--they just have better lawn care.

--
"A 'Cape Cod Salsa' just isn't right."
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From: "Fredric L. Rice"

RevUlv wrote:

> Has anyone  seen this new ad campaign makes the Earth-stopping conclusion
> that if you buy drugs you might be supporting terrorism. People saying "My
> body, my choice" and "I was just having fun" are intercut with people saying
> "I kidnapped people's dads" and "I bought the bomber a fake passport." They
> equate drug use with helping hijackers crash airliners into buildings. I ask
> you faithful  yeti WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN THIS COUNTRY. im moving to
> canada i swear. Help us all "Bob" get us off this rock you bastard.

There are clear financial links behind the drug trade and
the funding of domestic and foreign terrorist actions.  The
market for drugs does in fact provide funding to terrorist
groups and entire terrorism-supportive governments.  It's
all part of the CONspiracy but at least this one's honest.

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From: Ministry of State


Of course, they don't mention that anti-drug money supports terrorism,
and the connection there is a lot less tenous. Pass the 'Frop bag, please.

--d




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From: "Chas. 'Mark' Bee"

"Fredric L. Rice" wrote:
>
> There are clear financial links behind the drug trade and
> the funding of domestic and foreign terrorist actions.  The
> market for drugs does in fact provide funding to terrorist
> groups and entire terrorism-supportive governments.  It's
> all part of the CONspiracy but at least this one's honest.

  If drugs were legal, what would they fund with then?  =)
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From: "Fredric L. Rice"

"Chas. 'Mark' Bee" wrote:

> "Fredric L. Rice" wrote:
> If drugs were legal, what would they fund with then?  =)

Well, just ask Oliver North!  Firearms and other weapons.

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From: "Rev. Ivan Stang"

In article , RevUlv
wrote:

> Nope el senior stang ..... but i am from lemuria . I really have a problem
> with choosing names of existing reverends i swear.
> ugh time to think of a new name. maybe ill just call myself Reverend
> everyone elses name


Naw, you might as well keep RevUlv -- Rev. prince, the guy I'm thinking
of, sponsored those Revulvals, and I just recently heard from him by
email after a long non-hearing, so I thought it might be him, using yet
another fake name.

But there is no RevUlv besides you... it's a perfectly good Church
name, I'd keep it.

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From: "Rev. Ivan Stang"

In article <129b702.0202050731.53505094@posting.google.com>, Rev.
Crawford wrote:


> Swear to Gobbs,
> in about fifty, sixty years the entire population of this country is
> gonna consist of nothing but mouth-breathing Jerry Springer
> contestants.
>

PErhaps this is what Dobbs refers to as "The Harvest."

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