I dream of dickheads...

From: El Queso <""the_cheese_23\"@(nospam)yahoo.com>
Date: Wed, Jul 30, 2003

I had a dream last night that people were able to put normal,
brown-paper grocery bags on their heads and channel the spirit of Philip
K Dick. They were then able to complete his unfinished works and write
new stories. These people were called "Dickheads".
Queso

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From: hellpopehuey@subgenius.com (HellPopeHuey)

You're eating too many dairy products that are past the expiration date.

HellPope Huey, hellpopehuey@subgenius.com
The slicker it is, the faster it goes
and the deeper it will GET.

The word of the day is "lubricant."
- "Drew Carey"

The only thing that stops God
from sending another flood is that
the first one was useless.
- Nicholas Chamfort (1741 - 1794)

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From: El Queso <""the_cheese_23\"@(nospam)yahoo.com>

HellPopeHuey wrote:
> El Queso <""the_cheese_23\"@(nospam)yahoo.com> wrote:
>>I had a dream last night that people were able to put normal,
>>brown-paper grocery bags on their heads and channel the spirit of Philip
>>K Dick. They were then able to complete his unfinished works and write
>>new stories. These people were called "Dickheads".
>
> You're eating too many dairy products that are past the expiration date.

Actually, I live in Phoenix, and my air conditioning was out last night.
It was as close to a fever dream as you can have without a fever.

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From: joecosby@mindspring.com (Joe Cosby)

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From: Scoop <no-spam@sonic.net>

Quoth El Queso:
: I had a dream last night that people were able to put normal,
: brown-paper grocery bags on their heads and channel the spirit of Philip
: K Dick. They were then able to complete his unfinished works and write
: new stories.

Well? What did the Master SAY?????

BTE

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From: El Queso <""the_cheese_23\"@(nospam)yahoo.com>

Scoop wrote:
> Quoth El Queso:
> : I had a dream last night that people were able to put normal,
> : brown-paper grocery bags on their heads and channel the spirit of Philip
> : K Dick. They were then able to complete his unfinished works and write
> : new stories.
>
> Well? What did the Master SAY?????

I didn't put a bag on my head in the dream, so I / don't know./
I did, however, hear some really good live Superfurry Animals songs
that don't exist outside of my head.
Queso

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From: "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgenius.com>

El Queso <""the_cheese_23\"@(nospam)yahoo.com> wrote:
> I didn't put a bag on my head in the dream, so I / don't know./
> I did, however, hear some really good live Superfurry Animals songs
> that don't exist outside of my head.

No, they're inside your head too. It was just another of those electric
sheep dreams that go with the paper bag dickhead thing.

--
4th Stangian Orthodox MegaFisTemple Lodge of the Wrath of Dobbs Yeti,
Resurrected (Rev. Ivan Stang, prop.)
PRABOB

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