Just in case you have some small hope for the future

From: nenslo <nenslo@yahooX.com>
Date: Sun, Aug 10, 2003

Gaze upon their works, ye mighty, and despair.

http://www.cheeky-girls.com/news.html

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From: polar bear <bear@pole.com>

Yeah? Well, I'll see your Romanian Twins
and raise you two Russian Lesbians:

http://eng.tatu.ru

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From: hellpopehuey@subgenius.com (HellPopeHuey)

I always wanted to raise two Russian lesbians, preferably in a big sling. Too EASY!

HellPope Huey, hellpopehuey@subgenius.com
Dazzled by the girl with kaleidoscope thighs

On my income tax 1040 it says 'Check this box if you are blind.'
I wanted to put a check mark about three inches away.
- Tom Lehrer, lecturing in "The Nature of Math"

"Oh, sorry, this is 'Abuse.'"
- Monty Python

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From: Ben Allen <hiway@speakeasy.org>

polar bear wrote:

> Yeah? Well, I'll see your Romanian Twins and raise you two Russian
> Lesbians:
>
> http://eng.tatu.ru
>
> pb

I see your Russian Lesbians and raise you a cheap japanese knockoff:

http://www.stardust.co.jp/music/juemilia/index.html

--
Ben Allen, hiway@speakeasy.org
"My cat can eat a whole watermelon!"
-Rubin Farr, "Rubin & Ed"

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From: Wbarwell <Wbarwell@munnged.mylinuxisp.com>

At Least Its Not Rap.

Cheerful Charlie

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From: zosodada@aol.com (Zosodada)

Hey -- I LIKE "The Cheeky Song (Touch My Bum)"--

Fondle my homeless vagrant, you fuck!

Attn.: SubPenis Hecklers
Yah, uh, kik 'um inna nutz. Haw! Haw!

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From: Angst Rom <petehip@not.my.email.address>

nenslo wrote:
> Gaze upon their works, ye mighty, and despair.
>
> http://www.cheeky-girls.com/news.html

THE COMPLETE HISTORY:

Um, they got laughed off by the judges in "Pop Idol" for singing "Touch My
Bum". Then they released it as a single and got to #1 on the basis of
Visible Ironic Consumption Hype and entirely saturated all media channels
in the UK for millions of years. Next summer they are scheduled to star as
brattish petulant eel-helmet wearing dipsticks in another interminable
onslaught of "I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here".

The End.

I need to up my recluse level.

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Invisible "liftee" height pad goes here

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