Lee Trevino excremeditated:
> Subsurface noise level advanced to Extreme Loud Frequency
> Nocturnal gnawing sounds noted in five sector A level 63
> Concentrate dextroid methaline ultra synth-repetition
> Rotate into pelvic contact resurfacing high-speed mode
> Supress outbreak of Supreme Truth Serum in quadrant 53
> Insect People of Minraud link up to all major news feeds
> Start reptialiaxion noise stimulation to Western Australia
> We have contact, repeat contact, will United Nations Command
> Send U.N. troops in to secure all infected areas
> Ebola release sucessful -- Hanta contamination prep is go
> Adenopropalixiodynalamatic injection procedure approved
> Commence extermination of alt.slack newsgroup
You heard it Overmen (& Uberwomen!) War has been declared! The Normals are
going to attempt infiltration of alt.slack! Before we know it, there will
be messages in here from The Daughters of the American Revolution! The
time to act is now! We must all UNITE!! (in our completely individualistic
ways of course!) KILL THE NORMALS! BURN THE SCHOOLS! TAKE NO PRISONERS!
(unless they're really cute) BOB COMMANDS YOU TO POST MORE MEANINGFUL
DRIVEL! THE POWER OF BOB COMPELS YOU!
BOB FALLS FACE UP! EVERY TIME! CHANT WITH ME BRETHREN AND SISTREN! BOB
FALLS FACE UP! EVERY TIME!
Repeat after me:
I WILL SPILL NO WINE BEFORE IT'S TIME!
"i will spill no wine before it's time!"
I WILL BE INDIVIDUALISTIC AND UNIQUE!
"i will be individualistic and unique!"
I WILL STOP REPEATING THINGS OTHER PEOPLE SAY!
"i will stop repeating things other people say!"
VERY GOOD! NOW GO STAMP OUT SOME PINKOS! DO IT FOR THE GIPPER! WHOEVER THE
HELL HE IS! GO TO IT LADS! AND DON'T FIRE UNTIL YOU SEE THE WHITES OF
Meanwhile I'll be over here behind this bulkhead where it's safe debeaking
some prairie squid.
Slackfully Yours, Dahktir Zachary Carleton
One and Only New and Improved Official Clone for "Bob"
The First United PatrioPsychoticAnarchoMaterialistic Juxtapositioned
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other places) otherwise known as The Church With The Long Name for short.
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