| Harness the power of your subconcious | |
| Get really BIG Head NOW ! Breath Church Air | |
| Blblblblblbl | |
| "Bleeding head good....." | |
| Bill Burroughs on the news | |
| Pope Flores, Del Close "The Conspiracy behind the Conspiracy" (756 kb) | |
| Pope David Meyers Test of Courage | |
| Pope David Meyer Crawls with Pride (extended version) | |
| " See another Dimension on your TV..." | |
| Janor Hypercleats and Rev Ivan Stang Discuss Enemies of the Subgenius | |
| "A joke you can believe in" | |
| The truth revealed about the JFK assassination | |
| "Information Overload ?..." | |
| Rev Ivan Stang and Pope David Meyer on the Is-ness of "Bob" | |
| Tired of Shortness ? Try miracle of Length Extension | |
| Modern Industrial Death Culture | |
| Time for a New Destiny | |
| The "Typical" Subgenius | |
| Pope David Meyer on the Origin of CON | |
| "You are living in a power age...." | |
| Let's Pretend... One big solid chunk of Bulldada (832 kb) | |
| The Scary Part | |
| "'Bob' is a SEX GOD..." | |
| "You may die..." Page 1 Pamphlet 1 the holiest of Church toilet paper | |
| Chill Out | |
| Janor Hypercleats, Pope Flores and Rev Stang (or a bunch of stoners) on the lack of Subgenius history | |
| 'Bob' is here to JUSTIFY you Sins | |
| Embrace the new Way | |
| NPR report on the Church (784 kb) | |
| Wise Up ! | |
| Salutations | |
| John Carradine discovers the Church of The Subgenius | |
| A call for stricter regulations on holy persons | |
| Mark Mothersbaugh from Devo connects with the zombies of 'Bob' | |
| Mark Mothersbaugh passes on the word of 'Bob' | |
| Get Slack and GET SEX | |
| The sacred fornication of 'Bob' | |
| Bleepo and 'Bob's' school of time control. Sign up today ! | |
| Dr. Ahmed Fishmonger's lovely Vaudville song, 'I Hate That Ol' Conspiracy' (1.2 mb) | |
| Dr. Philo Drummond needs your love offering | |