Complete Amino Acids concert on Google Video
This is THE SubGenius World Destruction Event!
"It's like GITMO, but in reverse." - Rev Carter LeBlanc
You'll notice that July 5 lands on Thursday this year. We pray you DON'T PINK OUT! X-DAY is YOUR ONLY RELIGIOUS HOLIDAY.
art above: Rev. ErRoR; Left: IMBJR
PRE-REGISTER ONLINE RIGHT NOW with our Shopping Cart program
NEW! 10X-Day SUPPLIES! - Commemorative Shirts, Badges, Plaques, Guns, Porn, Headwear, Pils! -- in our SubGenius CafePress Store's special X-Day section (over 30 new products added!)
NEW: VIEW OR DOWNLOAD THE COMPLETE SCHEDULE BROCHURE IN PDF FORMAT! (360 kb. Page 1 is last in this layout -- it's a PRINTING thing, as this version was pepared for printing to 11x17 paper)
Larger (620 kb) version of Schedule PDF
CALL OUR TOLL-FREE NUMBER TO ORDER BY CREDIT CARD OR IF YOU HAVE SECURITY QUESTIONS:
WHAT IS X-DAY? Read the SubGenius Pamphlet #1
WHERE??!? BRUSHWOOD FOLKLORE CENTER, SHERMAN, NEW YORK, USA, THIS ISLAND EARTH! BUT NOT FOR LONG!! SEE THE DIRECTIONS -- HOW TO GET TO BRUSHWOOD!
HOW MUCH??? Only $30. But it's MEMBERS ONLY. Membership is $30. If you weren't a Member already, it'll cost you $60 altogether. A CHEAP PRICE for SALVATION, if you think about it. Also a cheap price for ANY weekend-long, totally spectacular and weird campout -freakout-musical/religious event. CAMPING is another $10 per person.
MODEMAC'S Huge XXd WEBSITE See also the Brushwood website.
You can become as involved as you want, way ahead of time, via the
Try this 2-minute X-DAY COMMERCIAL in RealMedia format (or this 1.2 mb download -- then must be unZipped, then play in RealPlayer)
Onan's X-DO'S AND X-DON'T'S ON X-DAY
THINGS YOU MUST BRING TO GROUND ZERO, BRUSHWOOD
"(The X-Day house party and fin d'seacle freak show "parade") ...is something even the back-to-gabbers do, with a pumped up number of beats per minute, ten pils down your gob for 20 hours of chomping your bit, no ambience save for a couple of yellow cube lights haven't been able to kill.
"Also consider the fact that bouncing around on bad 'frop (probably pils, if nothing worse) or bad Church Air (probably 'frop, if nothing worse) is considered a definite no-no, never mind what you heard. And then, is it really your idea of fun to stand around some crossroads with no clue as to your whereabouts, with a Brushwood map in hand which has snakes for roads crawling about, because you're hallucinating like an oilslide? Well then, simply get to know a few people first, which is not such a hard thing to do at X-Day Drill, and all kinds of possibilities will, if need be, arise by their own accord. In the meantime, remember: there's much more to be discovered!" - X-Day Guidebook
DONATE to bring DR. HAL to X-Day:
X-DAY SUPPLIES NOW IN OUR CATALOG -- BACKSTAGE PASSES, SHIRTS, KNOWLEDGE KEYS, DEATH AVERTERS
Important: Nearest Liquor Store to Brushwood
Confirmed Superstar Bands, Doktors: THE AMINO ACIDS! • Dr. Howll! Rev. Susie the Floozy! • BONOBOS CONVERGENCE • Lonesome Cowboy Dave! • Dr. Philo Drummond and Kaosmic Bobcat • Rev. Ivan Stang • Magdalen • Nickie Deathchick • Princess Wei "R." Doe • Rev. Carter LeBlanc • Rev. Alex Thompson • Dok Frop • Sister Decadence • Dr. Dark's BULLDADA BADFILM DRIVE-IN of the Damned ! • Pater Nostril • Rev. Eggplant • Richard Skull • Rev. Pantiara Evockavitch • and a slackload of newcomers whose real names wouldn't mean anything here YET, but no doubt will strike fear in the hearts of millions by July 6. If there is one.
art above right AND BELOW LEFT by IMBJR
"Nothing exceeds like Xs!" - Rev. Just John
It's time to KISS ALL CALENDARS GOODBYE!
Fake UFO Evidence Hoax Contest!
SubGenius Wedding Ow-My-Costume-Ball!
Scientology Horror Tales Round Table!
Scrapple Toss, Pancake Orgy, Liquid 'Frop Tasting, Time Killing!
TUBS AND TUBS OF PURPLE KOOL-AID!
SPONTANEOUS DOKTORBAND COMBUSTION!
TRAINED PRAIRIE SQUID GIGGIN'-PARTIES!
(Free Debeaking Tools to 1st 5 giggees)
SPORTS FIGURE BODY PART LAUNCHING!
NUDE CHAINSAW JUGGLING!
'FROP ENHANCEMENT WORKSHOPS!
LIVE FREAKS OF NATURE and ACID CASUALTIES!
FACE FUCKING BAT SPERM ANTIDOTE PUDDING COOK-OFF!
PRIVATE ADULT SEXHURT SEMINARS!
BONOBO CHIMPANZEE GOBBLIN' CONTESTS!
ODDLY NORMAL-SEEMING PEOPLE!
SEX GODDESSES, ELDER GODS, and XISTS!!!
IMAGINE -- the SHEER POWER TO BE BULLIED BY FAMOUS SUBGENIUS ZEN MASTERS FOR THE LAST TIME!!
IMAGINE -- YOUR BIG CHANCE to BUY EVERY SUBGENIUS TRINKET, ARTIFACT and GEEGAW EVER MADE by ANY SUBGENIUS at the "Final Fire Sale Black Fleece Market of Slack".
IMAGINE -- YOUR BIG CHANCE to meet those amazing, intriguing individuals you've heard on the radio, seen onstage, or read in alt.slack and the holy Church books -- AND, POST-RUPTURE, ATTACK THEIR ESCAPE VESSEL BATTLE PLANETS WITH YOURS!
IMAGINE -- YOUR BIG CHANCE to WIN BACK YOUR SOUL!!!
You'll be able to tell your great-great-great-great-great-great-great grandkids, "I was at the X-Day Final Gathering in legendary Brushwood... Yep! 'Fropped up with the great Rev. Zorro hisself there... even fucked Connie Dobbs! And "Bob" fucked me -- right good, I'd say!"
culled down for your pleasure and convenience to only the best
COMPLETE TEXT REPORTS ON 9X-DAY
from alt.slack and beyond, written by the SubGeniuses who lived through it
Click here to SEE 6X-DAY'S COMPLETE REPORTS and ADULTS-ONLY PHOTOS, ART, MOVIES!
ALSO: The entire edited new 6X-Day documentary is now available in our catalog AS A FINISHED DVD
-- and also for free download in SVCD format (plays on DVD players!) on alt.binaries.multimedia.slack!
(As is all of the new two-DVD set of SubGenius music video animations, DOBBSEDELIASTESES.)
SEE the HUGE PHOTO REPORT, MASSIVE NEWSGROUP FEEDBACK FROM VIOLENT, DEPRAVED 4X-DAY CULT EVENT IN NEW YORK!!
1999'S XX-DAY (TONS OF PICS!! NOT FOR KIDS!!)
1998 -- THE GREATEST OF THEM ALL
(Until the REAL 1998 arrives!)
MAP OF BRUSHWOOD, SHERMAN, NY
by Irrev. Friday Jones
X-Day Brushwood Aerial Photo and Targeting Info
UFOs PHOTOGRAPHED OVER BRUSHWOOD!! See the incredible pictures by Saint N, taken from his Cessna!
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