From: "David Lee black" <firstname.lastname@example.org>
Date: Mon, 25 Jun 2001 10:03:03 -0000
Dear Most holy,
I have wonderous news. I HAVE BEEN RUPTURED. On the 23rd of June at 23:23 hours. I WAS RUPTURED!!!!! I am aready on board. I must be, and here's why.
During the XDAY EUROPE 2001/ Kiele Woche festivities I was PAID by the Open TV CAHNNAL Kiel, Germany to erect a small disco in a shipping container, as a video, sound project. Little did they know I erected a high slack deCONpression chamber (The DobbsBurg Disco) with disco lights, music and the ARISE video as background. Literally tens of thousnads of the estimated 3.5 million expected visitors to the XDAY EUROPE 2001/Kile Woche festivities witnessed this spectical and EVEN MORE WITNESSED THE DOBBS HEADS I PUT UP AND HEARD THE INTERVIEWS I DID ON LIVE TV AND RADIO. I got to do 8 radio shows (3 in German and 5 in English) and 3 interviews about the project for TV and all of it was broadcast live over the internet TV and radio. MILLIONS IN GERMANY SAW THE LIKENESS OF DOBBS!!!!!! I even had people come up to me at the poject site, said they had seen me on TV and told me they thought "Dobbs was cool".
EVERY NIGHT during the 9 days of the festival, at 8pm, after we packed the project away, I did a little comedy music show with a band from Kiel, Germany, RIO BRAVO. I even sang two songs with them on the last night and this was seen by thousands as well. The whole back ground for the show was a bunch of Dobbs heads and I even put a Dobbs head on the drummers bass drum, which the drummer from Rio Bravo commented, (while wearing his Causy Way t-shirt), "Man Dobbs is cool. How can I join the Church of the SubGenius?".
At 23:23pm on Sat. June 23rd. I got inside the Dobbsburg disco. Shut the door. 30 seconds later I opened it up and low and behold I WAS ON BOARD THE LOVE SHIP OF THE SEX GODDESSES. I must be on board. There was this cool band and thousands of people to greet me, all of the beer I could drink, frop and BLOND HAIRED BLUE EYED SEXGODDESSES!!!!!!!!! I MUST BE ON BOARD. I HAVE BEEN RUPTURED!!!
It is great to be on board and I will appear at the Xday in Brushwood, NY with the saucers to greet everyone else when they get on board. This is the year my friends. It must be, because I've already been ruptured.
Pope David Lee Black
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