Subject: The UnBoston Devival

Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Fri, Apr 30, 1999 11:10 PM
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Special thanks to Friday Jones, Ivan Stang, K'tadem Legume, and Pappa
Joe Mamma for making the trek up to Boston and presenting us with your
wonderful sermons.

Like the wandering Jews, the SubGeni were not only kicked out of the
Middle East, but were turned away by the Baptist Church which so
graciously offered to host the event. It is my understanding that the
Old Cambridge Baptist Church had no say in the matter - it was an
order from somewhere up higher in their chain o' command.

Regardless, the SubGeni faithfuls showed up and stood up proud. And
then sat down (but still proud).

Rumor has it that it was a SubGeni among us who made the ill fated
call to NPR that got all this shit started in motion to begin with.
But you know what folks? I'm damn proud of him. Only a SubGeni would
have the ovaries/balls to make a joke at a time like this, and only a
true SubGeni would have gotten it.

May I remind of you the Church motto as stated in the Info. Packet
printed in circa 1980 states: "Fuck em' if they can't take a joke."

May I also draw your attention to those card carryin' members out
there: look at the bottom of your Ministry card. It says at the
bottom of the back side, "The Church is not responsible for his

But never mind all that. Because I am also damn proud of Friday
Jones. It takes alot of time and energy to organize a simple devival.
Nevermind a whole hell of alot of bullshit like this.

My personal apologies to Friday: I am sorry I couldn't have given
more. If you get another Devival organized, I will gladly try to make
it. Thank you again for making this night memorable.

One more closing thought. When will the normals realize that it's not
what kids listen to or what groups they belong to that makes them
killers. It's the GUNS in their hands.

Rev. "Bus Stop Pest"

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