Re: TRENCHCOAT MAFIA 3:16

From: deft333@aol.com (DEFT333)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Wed, Apr 21, 1999 2:08 PM
Message-ID: <19990421150837.19440.00000028@ng18.aol.com>

THATS KIND OF FUNNY YOU KNOW PEOPLE USE TO MAKE FUN OF ME TILL I HAD THE DRUGS
THEY WANTED. GET OVER IT LIFE IS TOUGHI GREW UP SO WILL THEY BUT NOW THEIR DEAD
AND IN HELL
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Subject: Re: TRENCHCOAT MAFIA 3:16
From: CDAAAH <cdaaah@bellsouth.net>

DEFT333 wrote:

> THATS KIND OF FUNNY YOU KNOW PEOPLE USE TO MAKE FUN OF ME TILL I HAD THE DRUGS
> THEY WANTED. GET OVER IT LIFE IS TOUGHI GREW UP SO WILL THEY BUT NOW THEIR DEAD
> AND IN HELL

You sure showed us, AOL boy.

BTW: Hell is nice this time of year;

we got sno-cones...

...and rivers of blood.

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Subject: Re: TRENCHCOAT MAFIA 3:16
From: hellpope_huey@my-dejanews.com
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Wed, Apr 21, 1999 7:22 PM

You'll note that with each new school slaughter, the psycho contingent
shows evidence of ever-increasing determination and better planning. I'm
waiting for the group that wires the whole friggin' SCHOOL with plastique
they made in the basement.
Proof positive that better education, whether "legit" or acquired via
the Net, does NOT lead to smarter people; it just makes them better at
acting out their maladjustments. Remember, Lee Harvey had MARINE training,
which simply made him a better shot.
Anyway, don't just taunt the school geek(s); make sure you kill him/them
before mid-term so they don't reach critical mass. Beat 'em to it!
Go team, GO!

HellPope Huey, Radio Doktor, SynthMeister,
'Righter, Frop-Tester, 1st-Class SexHurtMaster
& Dobbster since 1981
"aS CrAzY aS yOu & tWiCe aS dAnGeRoUS wItHouT MeDiCaTioN"

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Subject: Re: TRENCHCOAT MAFIA 3:16
From: David Tanstaafl <David@tanstaafl.cc>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Reply-To: David@tanstaafl.cc
Date: Wed, Apr 21, 1999 11:06 PM
Message-ID: <371EA061.657B@tanstaafl.cc>

When I was in Job Corps in Maine I had a roommate who was Autistic.
Steve had all the social grace of a troll, I had to tell him to brush
his teeth and bathe every day. His strength was in electronics, he could
take tvs and radios apart blindfolded. He couldn't add two and two but
he could tell you the impedance of transistors or whatever, I didn't
understand it. He was picked on mercilessly by everyone, even raped by
one particularly scuzzy individual, that is why they put him in with me
because they knew I would help take care of him. He was always muttering
about how he knew how to build bombs and some day...! I always goaded
him into building a bomb but he never did...that I know of. I saw him
years later he was surreptitiously disassembling a clock/radio in a
Wal-Mart in Skowhegan, Me. I don't know what he was going to do with it
but I can only imagine. I miss him.
Rev. Moxie
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Subject: Re: TRENCHCOAT MAFIA 3:16
From: nu-monet <nothing@succeeds.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Reply-To: like.excess@sex.org
Date: Wed, Apr 21, 1999 10:33 PM
Message-ID: <371E9877.D21A099B@succeeds.com>

> Anyway, don't just taunt the school geek(s); make sure you kill him/them
> before mid-term so they don't reach critical mass. Beat 'em to it!
> Go team, GO!

Uh, I think I should point out that the majority of posters to alt.slack
either *were* the school geek, actively planned wiping out a goodly
number of their fellow students, or actually *did* wipe out a goodly
number of their fellow students, but did it discreetly and got away
with it.

Besides, school geeks need love too. In other words, they are easy
as hell. So what if they have a pepperoni-pizza face? You were prolly
so horny yourself you wouldn't care if that ancient Eng 101 teacher
offered to bang you silly.

This also points out to the adults here that you should sexually prey
on high school geeks. Keeps 'em out of trouble.

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High school geek sexual predators since 1995:

http://elohim.dogma.org/~phxclench/

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Subject: Re: TRENCHCOAT MAFIA 3:16
From: hellpope_huey@my-dejanews.com
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Thu, Apr 22, 1999 12:00 PM
Message-ID: <7fnkk0$os3$1@nnrp1.dejanews.com>

In article <371E9877.D21A099B@succeeds.com>,
like.excess@sex.org wrote:
>
> > Anyway, don't just taunt the school geek(s); make sure you kill him/them
> > before mid-term so they don't reach critical mass. Beat 'em to it!
> > Go team, GO!
>
> Uh, I think I should point out that the majority of posters to alt.slack
> either *were* the school geek, actively planned wiping out a goodly
> number of their fellow students, or actually *did* wipe out a goodly
> number of their fellow students, but did it discreetly and got away
> with it.
>
> Besides, school geeks need love too. In other words, they are easy
> as hell. So what if they have a pepperoni-pizza face? You were prolly
> so horny yourself you wouldn't care if that ancient Eng 101 teacher
> offered to bang you silly.

Never mind the ancient teachers; I think there's been a lot of sexual
congress with animals. Just look around you and tell me we're not living
in an "Island of Dr.Moreau" scenario! Besides, sheep and pigs aren't
offended if you don't call 'em the next day. I'll admit to slippin'
Sally my budding tube steak, but I had to pretend I didn't see her
chewin' cud at lunchtime.

And yeah, I was a part-time school geek, but I was also flexing my
Bob-gland early on. I did the morning P.A. announcements, readin' the
Pledge of Malfeasance to the Depublic of Which We Rant and raggin' on
the cheerleaders for their butthole skits. I got thrown off for playin'
the uncut version of "Shaft" one morning. PRABOB!

HellPope Huey, Radio Doktor, SynthMeister,
'Righter, Frop-Tester, 1st-Class SexHurtMaster
& Dobbster since 1981
"aS CrAzY aS yOu & tWiCe aS dAnGeRoUS wItHouT MeDiCaTioN"

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Subject: Re: TRENCHCOAT MAFIA 3:16
From: nu-monet <nothing@succeeds.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Reply-To: like.excess@sex.org
Date: Thu, Apr 22, 1999 1:55 PM
Message-ID: <371F709B.459B66C6@succeeds.com>

hellpope_huey@my-dejanews.com wrote:

> Never mind the ancient teachers; I think there's been a lot of sexual
> congress with animals. Just look around you and tell me we're not living
> in an "Island of Dr.Moreau" scenario!

Wasn't that one of the classical bad school psychologist questions?:

"With what animal do you associate your mother?"

Should it be rephrased:

"With what animal do you associate your fellow SubGeniuses?"

First, let's eliminate lemurs, prarie squid, emus, and hamsters
from the running. I think I can say with confidence that all
posters to alt.slack have had a "run-in" with the above at
sometime or another, especially if they deny it.

Second, we must also eliminate animal-characteristic mutations,
or regression to a natural Yeti state. For the same reasons
as the above. We must endeavor to ascertain what odd and
animalistic chromosomes are cropping out amongst us.

Who would you list, and what animal do they manifest?:
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Subject: Re: TRENCHCOAT MAFIA 3:16
From: geoff.bronner@dartmouth.edu (Geoffrey V. Bronner)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Thu, Apr 22, 1999 1:12 PM
Message-ID: <geoff.bronner-ya02408000R2204991412530001@news.dartmouth.edu>

In article <7flq44$5e9$1@nnrp1.dejanews.com>, hellpope_huey@my-dejanews.com
wrote:
>
> You'll note that with each new school slaughter, the psycho contingent
> shows evidence of ever-increasing determination and better planning. I'm
> waiting for the group that wires the whole friggin' SCHOOL with plastique
> they made in the basement.
>

I figure the next one will build a car bomb and drive it into the school or
something insane like that.

Anyone else thinking of the movie 'Heathers' right now?

-G
--
<http://www.dartmouth.edu/~geoffb/>
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Subject: Re: TRENCHCOAT MAFIA 3:16
From: David Tanstaafl <David@tanstaafl.cc>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Reply-To: David@tanstaafl.cc
Date: Fri, Apr 23, 1999 1:27 AM
Message-ID: <372012D3.689A@tanstaafl.cc>

Geoffrey V. Bronner wrote:

> Anyone else thinking of the movie 'Heathers' right now?

Careful they'll get sued next.

I wish I was joking.

Rev. Moxie
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Subject: Re: TRENCHCOAT MAFIA 3:16
From: nu-monet <nothing@succeeds.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Reply-To: like.excess@sex.org
Date: Thu, Apr 22, 1999 11:29 PM
Message-ID: <371FF73C.9819A92E@succeeds.com>

David Tanstaafl wrote:
>
> Geoffrey V. Bronner wrote:
>
> > Anyone else thinking of the movie 'Heathers' right now?
>
> Careful they'll get sued next.
>
> I wish I was joking.
>

Strangely enough, I was thinking about 'Heathers' when I
was talking to a goth group just after the incident.

One of the lesser goths described what had happened
to him: strangely enough, it was *identical* to the scene
where the two jocks harass the kid, and he pulls out a
gun and fires blanks at them. I mean *identical*, down to
taking place in the cafeteria and the jocks wetting
themselves.

Was his brain so far gone that he forgot it was a movie,
and not what had happened in his real life?

And then, for the fourth time, the goth Alpha male
saw something that attracted his eye, got up from the
table, and the whole group followed him without question
or comment.

Geez. I wondered if these were a new breed of "para-goth",
who have all of the morbidity and none of the creativity.

A sorry comment on our educational system.

Nota Bene: one of them was wearing a swastika pin, and
had an "SS" tee-shirt, but insisted that he was in no
way a neo-Nazi.

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Subject: Re: TRENCHCOAT MAFIA 3:16
From: Peter Hipwell <petehip@cogsci.ed.ac.uk>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Fri, Apr 23, 1999 9:45 AM
Message-ID: <3720876D.90AEBA06@cogsci.ed.ac.uk>

nu-monet wrote:

>
> "With what animal do you associate your fellow SubGeniuses?"
>

Fleas. In a flea circus.
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Subject: Re: TRENCHCOAT MAFIA 3:16
From: "König PreuBe, GmbH" <bbombere@erols.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Fri, Apr 23, 1999 10:00 AM
Message-ID: <37208AFE.55614DB4@erols.com>

Geoffrey V. Bronner wrote:

> In article <7flq44$5e9$1@nnrp1.dejanews.com>, hellpope_huey@my-dejanews.com
> wrote:
> >
> > You'll note that with each new school slaughter, the psycho contingent
> > shows evidence of ever-increasing determination and better planning. I'm
> > waiting for the group that wires the whole friggin' SCHOOL with plastique
> > they made in the basement.
> >
>
> I figure the next one will build a car bomb and drive it into the school or
> something insane like that.
>

A very cheap and easy trick is to jam up the controls
and saftey valves on a boiler. Steam bomb!

Turn up the heat, and stick the safety. Know what I mean"

And they go bang in a BIG way.
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Subject: Re: TRENCHCOAT MAFIA 3:16
From: geoff.bronner@dartmouth.edu (Geoffrey V. Bronner)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Fri, Apr 23, 1999 12:26 PM
Message-ID: <geoff.bronner-ya02408000R2304991326550001@news.dartmouth.edu>

In article <371FF73C.9819A92E@succeeds.com>, like.excess@sex.org wrote:
>
>Geez. I wondered if these were a new breed of "para-goth",
>who have all of the morbidity and none of the creativity.

Sounds like they were totally braindead.

>Nota Bene: one of them was wearing a swastika pin, and
>had an "SS" tee-shirt, but insisted that he was in no
>way a neo-Nazi.
>

Ok, that kids needs a quick whack in the head with a clue-by-four. No, make
that TWO quick whacks in the head.

-G
--
<http://www.dartmouth.edu/~geoffb/>
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Subject: Re: TRENCHCOAT MAFIA 3:16
From: temujin9@io.com (Reverend Imposter Eliot)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Sat, Apr 24, 1999 3:07 AM
Message-ID: <37247b84.1026715@localhost>

On Fri, 23 Apr 1999 13:26:55 -0400, geoff.bronner@dartmouth.edu
(Geoffrey V. Bronner) wrote:

>In article <371FF73C.9819A92E@succeeds.com>, like.excess@sex.org wrote:
>
>>Nota Bene: one of them was wearing a swastika pin, and
>>had an "SS" tee-shirt, but insisted that he was in no
>>way a neo-Nazi.
>
>Ok, that kids needs a quick whack in the head with a clue-by-four. No, make
>that TWO quick whacks in the head.

He might be totally honest, though I doubt it. I, for one, have been
dreaming of the Offensive Trenchcoat[1] for a while[2]. Gay pride,
nazi, communist, white power, Black Panther, angry God, Jews for
Jesus, Free Kevin, NRA, Greenpeace, marijuana advocacy, "I love
police", WWF, Joe Camel; if it sews or pins on, and pushes buttons, it
goes on it. Everything placed so that contrasting stuff is not side
by side, so that to get the joke you have to be able to think after
seeing your particular shade of red.

It's named not for its ability to push buttons, though, but because
anybody exhibiting pinkness while I'm wearing it, especially in
regards to it, gets both barrels at point blank[3]. Most days, my
ShortDurPerSav is Annnna; just wait for the easiest time to get away
from the stinky guy. The OT is specifically for those days when
nothing less than ICEKNIFE will do.

temujin9
1) Patent pending
2) i.e. - before the shooting.
3) Metaphorically, for all those made paranoid by the reports that
"they told everyone when they were going to on their site". Trust
me, if everyone did everything they said they would online, my
balls would have withered away from overuse long before all the
<*>-haters killed me for my sins.

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