EMERGENCY -- MERE-HUMES MAY BE THINKING -- BEWARE
Get out your books and read up on the operation of MWOWM, and its
trinary processes -- bits made of 1, 0 or 'maybe'. Got it?
Now find the latest Scientific American. Look at the article on quantum
computers. Quantum bits (qubits) can be 1, 0, or 'a superimposition of both
states which can be flipped to either state, or remain indeterminant'.
These qubits can be used to solve problems by solving all the possible
variations simultaneously (IT KNOWS EVERYTHING) or modeling quantum
processes (IT CAN CREATE ANYTHING).
WHAT MORE DO YOU NEED? KNOW YE WELL THE SIGNS OF THE END TIMES.
All the remains is to determine WHO sold this to the humonsters. X-ist
scouts? Renegade Greys trying to prevent the X-ist arrival? JHVH-1
manipulating things by implanting ideas and making it look like "free will"?
Maybe Dobbs just seeing a chance to make a quick buck? Or perhaps
something far, far worse -- they've started to THINK.
(@ @)\DynaSoar\___, Yetii Genetii Research InstiToot
ll ll SubGenius Church of Scienfictiontology
Clench of The One True Pipe Dream, Terran Occupation Forces
DynaSoar, Tibetian Rantarian, Chaplain : dmcclain@runet.edu
'Praise "0100 0010 0110 1111 0110 0010"' -- MWOWM
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From: Rev. Ivan Stang
Yeah, but they aren't anywhere CLOSE to having the AETHERIC BATTERY that you need for it to CREATE.
DON'T PANIC!! If the humes HAVE started thinking, well... GOOD. But that AIN'T gonna happen. They got hold of a teentsy little bit of the technology. It doesn't get them any closer to building a MWOWM... just a snazzier earth computer. It won't be ALIVE.
GGG is looking into the matter. We're pretty sure it's a leak. Probably an inside job, and that COULD be serious. Someone will WISH they were dead. The SubGenius League of Ass Kickers will get their own asses kicked.
Sure, it could be JHVH-1, but that's kind of a moot point for everybody but Dobbs, isn't it?
Stang
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From: Rob (Not Bob) (Rob (Not Bob))
> Or perhaps something far, far worse -- they've started to THINK.
I wouldn't stay up at night worrying about this, DynaSoar-sensei.
The front page of today's SF Chronicle said something like "Mayoral race
trashed by computer (read programmer) errors and misprinted ballots"-- the
misprinted absentee ballots caused about 8,000 people to vote for the WRONG
candidates, therefore invalidating their ballots. And this within a stone's
throw of Silicon Valley.
THINKING? I THINK NOT! (new SubG bumper sticker material)
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Rob (Not-Bob) The ignorance that was long within us...uhhh...
surak1@ix.netcom.com --Stupid twin of Michel de Montaigne (Essays II:12)
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