| PURE SCIENCE |
We are SICK to DEATH of the rampant superstition and irrationality of today's modern world. We hope to offset the effects of daytime TV with these detailed studies based in rational, secular Dobbsian antihumanistic FORBIDDEN SCIENCE.
NEW (February, 1 BX) ground-breaking scientific journal entries:
RESEARCH ON UMM DABAGIYAH by Prof. Kronovor Lycanthrope
CHURCH SCIENCE AND STUFF by ICEKNIFE
ENGINEERING THE WORLD'S HARDEST M&M
FAILURE IS ALMOST INEVITABLE by Peter Hipwell
Uncle Dick's Guide to Polaroid Evenings.
WHY HAVEN'T ALIENS COME TO VISIT US? by Peter Hipwell
Scientific Study of Frop Substitute
SECRETS OF THE HALE-BOPP COMET -- Prof. Kronovor Lycanthrope
TELL PAPA JOE -- All SubGenii Are Part Jew
The RetroPsychoKinesis Project Update No. 8
Our Favorite Topics: PRAIRIE SQUID, HOT-HEADED NAKED ICE-BORERS, BONOBO SEX-APES, ANTIDOTE PUDDING and other Zoological Phenomena
HARD-ASSED SCIENCE
No more fuzzy thinking. These articles explain everything. You'll stop wondering forever.
SUBGENIUS HINTS FOR HEALTH
You'll LIVE AGAIN if you follow ALL of these tips from the Doktors at alt.slack.
MORE SCIENCE! --From the Collection of Dr. Dynasor
HOW-TOs and BUILD-IT-YOURSELFs
Instruction Kits for the Truly Daring
Philo's TRUE HISTORY OF HISTORY
Includes Dr. Philo Drummond's entire textbook, THE SUBGENIUS EXPERIENCE IN AMERIKKKKKA.
WHATEVEROLOGY
THE SCIENCE OF RELIGION
An oxymoron? Why, religion can sometimes be the most logical thing in the world. Read what our rival cults have to say.
Yeti Temporal Control Gene Isolated!
Excremeditation techniques of the Far East from the SPLR
This (Orange Grains continued)
Dreadful mix-up in sacrament consumption leaves Church leaders' brains PERM-A-FRIED!!!
Entries in this section, extracted from alt.slack, were text-edited, at great personal cost to themselves and their families, by the evil Rev. Ivan Stang and the similarly evil Dr. Dynasor.