It's Teat Snappin' Time

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In article <3vmroc$>, (Joe Newman) says:
>Hey everyone. Try snappin' your teats. Stretch them teats
>way out. Measure the stretch distance with a wooden ruler
>(don't slice the teat with them metal edges). Let go the teat.
>Watch it oscillate. Measure the frequency of the oscillation,
>and the damping coefficient. Send the measurements to me.
>I will collate them while the pudding congeals.
>Now, how long did it take for YOUR teat to stop snappin'?
>-Pappy Fuck

HEY PAPPY, Tried this last night as an aid to
get to teats were still a-snapping when I awakened
the morning!



From: (gggor)

In article <3vu29e$>, (Joe Newman) says:
>I'm sorry. I should have mentioned this sooner.
>-Pappy Fuck
Hey it's okay, I found if you put large alligator clips on
your teats you can stop reasonant snapping dead in its tracks..

Praise Bob



From: (John V. Scialli)

Why would anyone want to stop such a natural function. The aboringines
of American Somoa consider this a delicacy when served with iguana

"Lava on nipples, and warm woolen mittens..."

Julie Andrews, 1965


From: (TarlaStar) (gggor) wrote:
> Hey it's okay, I found if you put large alligator clips on
>your teats you can stop reasonant snapping dead in its tracks..

I've found that a head placed between them usually does this trick
too, without quite so much wear and tear on the nipples.
Reverend Mutha Tarla, Little Sisters of the Perpetually Juicy,
A Proud Jism Schism of the Church of the SubGenius, Worshipping
"Connie" Dobbs and Juicy Retardo since 1986


From: (David Lynch)

My teats don't snap, but I've been feeling a little under the weather
lately. Also, I have "innie" nipples, which may be what the problem is.

-- \ Not the famous director \ Fuck Exon
Soap and odd tape trades welcome \ Mutation not evolution


From: (Joe Newman)

In article <>, says...
>Hey Pappy, are you s'posed to SHIT on your teats first and then
>jack off while injecting the rabid spum from a 6-days-dead slug
>Or not?
>Rev. Sternodox

Finally an intelligent question. Yes, teat shitting enhances
the snap, mainly in terms of amplitude, but also in terms of
damping. It helps if the shit can pass directly from your
asshole to the teat. Make like you're sucking your own dick,
then aim and shoot. It's in your grocer's dairy case.

Rabid slug colony spum is always welcome at any social gathering,
particularly those that involve teat snapping. Be sure and share
the syringe with Magic Johnson, and fuck any veins or capillaries
that pop out with Robert Dornan's dick, after you cut it off, then
stitch it to your fist. Stare at Ernest Borgnine's ass crack when
you jerk off.


-Pappy Fuck

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