Frankly, these confuse us. Argon Wender appears to have flipped his lid, gone over the edge, lost all his sense of decorum and propriety. We wouldn't trust him with an AK-47 and a mail route. But he can't have one because he's 97 and in a nursing home anyway. These have a certain appeal we're sure you'll find refreshing for their insouciance, verve and candor. View in order:

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