INSTRUCTIONS:
"To place the product (bug-shaped or not) in
water; to wait for the product to give the appearance of grow. It is to
admire for the swelling."
Tamo
CONTENTS:
(some settling of contents may have occured during shipping)
Yetitorial
Armageddon Grill
The Way of The Semi-Domestic Yeti
Time to Get Reel
ARTWURKZ: The Gallery
Secret Hideouts of the G'hods
Modern Human Life "Styles"
It's JUST LIKE FOOD
Uberfooz Comix #1: STARFACE
Modemac Snacks!
Special Feelings E-Cards
OGYR MUZAK
Readings From The Book Of Proffitt
EARBURN! : Tools To Annoy The Media Elite
Zoogz Rift -- Saucy & Naked Interview!
The Next Voice You Hear...
THEY EAT THEIR YOUNG
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