THE STARK FIST OF REMOVAL

ISSUE # 01-2001

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NEW NEW 4X-DAY -- THE BURST BALLOON OF SAFETY -- PHOTOS and EYE WITNESS REPORTS on THE RUPTURE'S rupture.

SubNEWS! All kinds -- cult-inside to conspiracy-international!

5-Fisted TALES, POETRY, HAIKU and ODES

From Alt.Slack:

NEW RANTS! The most recent and condensed of the EMOTIONAL EXPULSIONS for which the Church is famous

ARTICLES, ESSAYS, SHOCKING SCIENCE, SEX FACTS!

NEW SECTION: "FAVORITES" (and we mean that sarcastically)

NEW SECTION: SubMOVIES

and FOR THE BEGINNER:
NEW REVISED FAQs OF THE SUBGENIUS! and "DEAR SUBGENIUS ANSWER MAN"

REVISED Art Section! Added MORE at the last minute before 4-X-Day!

ART MINES: TUNNEL 15

Includes VIDEO DINGLEBERRIES STASH 7, MOVIES BY IMBJR, BUSH SHIT, ALL YOUR BASE crap, and a new PORTRAITS GALLERY 2

THE SUBGENIUS FIELD TRIP TO AMSTERDAM
EUROPEAN TOUR

CLEVELAND -- EUCLID TAVERN DEVIVAL, 5-01

WINTERSTAR 2001 devival

TUCSON OASIS OF SLACK 2001

CHURCH NEWS -- EARLY 2001

NEW GREAT GOODS from Other SubGenii

New Churchly Projects

News of the SubGenius Kingdom

Stang Reports

Other Mutants

SubRadio

IRC-Chat

WEBSITES

Some last minute WEBSITE ADDITIONS!

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TRANSLATIONS of PRIMARY SUBGENIUS PROPAGANDA into FRENCH, SPANISH, and ITALIAN.

Try our new SUBSITE SEARCH ENGINE!

Did you know that there is a SUBGENIUS NEWS EMAIL LIST?
Email JESUS and ask to be added.

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