NEW NEW 4X-DAY -- THE BURST BALLOON OF SAFETY -- PHOTOS and EYE WITNESS REPORTS on THE RUPTURE'S rupture.
SubNEWS! All kinds -- cult-inside to conspiracy-international!
5-Fisted TALES, POETRY, HAIKU and ODES
NEW RANTS! The most recent and condensed of the EMOTIONAL EXPULSIONS for which the Church is famous
NEW SECTION: "FAVORITES" (and we mean that sarcastically)
NEW SECTION: SubMOVIES
and FOR THE BEGINNER:
NEW REVISED FAQs OF THE SUBGENIUS! and "DEAR SUBGENIUS ANSWER MAN"
REVISED Art Section! Added MORE at the last minute before 4-X-Day!
ART MINES: TUNNEL 15
Includes VIDEO DINGLEBERRIES STASH 7, MOVIES BY IMBJR, BUSH SHIT, ALL YOUR BASE crap, and a new PORTRAITS GALLERY 2
THE SUBGENIUS FIELD TRIP TO AMSTERDAM
CLEVELAND -- EUCLID TAVERN DEVIVAL, 5-01
WINTERSTAR 2001 devival
TUCSON OASIS OF SLACK 2001
CHURCH NEWS -- EARLY 2001
Some last minute WEBSITE ADDITIONS!
pic by Solar Max
Try our new SUBSITE SEARCH ENGINE!
Did you know that there is a SUBGENIUS NEWS EMAIL LIST?
Email JESUS and ask to be added.
OUR PREVIOUS FIST ISSUE
Don't panic, Old SUbSITE is still there. We WILL be gradually removing chunks of it from the Web, staring with the older devival photos and art mines sections. But if you're concerned about missing one of the 9,000 files, you can now BUY Old SubSITE on CD-Rom.
ADULTS ONLY: earn the Church $ per click by checking out these two SPECIALTY PORN SITES:
XXXSPACEGIRLS.COM and WWW.HORRORSEX.COM
DO YOUR PART FOR DECENCY! KEEP THIS SICK PORNO BANNER OFF OUR HOLY RELIGIOUS WEBSITE for only $250/month! Or rent your own ad space to replace it. Write to email@example.com for details.
|BACK TO FIST ENTRANCE|
|BACK TO UPDATES|
|BACK TO HOME PAGE|