DON'T FREAK OUT, but The SubGenius Foundation business office has relocated from its hoary old legendary digs in Dallas, Texas to a new stronghold in Austin, Texas. Management is unchanged. Dallas was simply getting too HOT, and we don't mean the air temperature was rising! The old Dallas post office box has been named our religion's first Holy Site and will be preserved as a relic for pilgrims to adore. Mail will be forwarded for as long as Earth exists. For lurid, sexy details, click here.
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FRIEND! Have you too noticed that this country,
indeed, this whole planet, appears lately to be heading straight down the crapper,
EVEN FASTER THAN YOU EXPECTED??
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Pyramid by IrRev. Friday Jones; animation by IMBJR