Hole 3

You've gone one step too far this time.
Subgenius Dogma so weighty it collapses in on itself like a white dwarf ( probably Grumpy or Dopey )
Juicy morsels of Media Barrage 10 (on $ale now) Sliced and served dripping in their own special sauce.

Prod one of "bob's" holes and hear the sounds come out
Alt click the hole or drag it into your download manager window to download

Harness the power of your subconcious
Get really BIG Head NOW ! Breath Church Air
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"Bleeding head good....."
Bill Burroughs on the news
Pope Flores, Del Close "The Conspiracy behind the Conspiracy" (756 kb)
Pope David Meyers Test of Courage
Pope David Meyer Crawls with Pride (extended version)
" See another Dimension on your TV..."
Janor Hypercleats and Rev Ivan Stang Discuss Enemies of the Subgenius
"A joke you can believe in"
The truth revealed about the JFK assassination
"Information Overload ?..."
Rev Ivan Stang and Pope David Meyer on the Is-ness of "Bob"
Tired of Shortness ? Try miracle of Length Extension
Modern Industrial Death Culture
Time for a New Destiny
The "Typical" Subgenius
Pope David Meyer on the Origin of CON
"You are living in a power age...."
Let's Pretend... One big solid chunk of Bulldada (832 kb)
The Scary Part
"'Bob' is a SEX GOD..."
"You may die..." Page 1 Pamphlet 1 the holiest of Church toilet paper
Chill Out
Janor Hypercleats, Pope Flores and Rev Stang (or a bunch of stoners) on the lack of Subgenius history
'Bob' is here to JUSTIFY you Sins
Embrace the new Way
NPR report on the Church (784 kb)
Wise Up !
Salutations
John Carradine discovers the Church of The Subgenius
A call for stricter regulations on holy persons
Mark Mothersbaugh from Devo connects with the zombies of 'Bob'
Mark Mothersbaugh passes on the word of 'Bob'
Get Slack and GET SEX
The sacred fornication of 'Bob'
Bleepo and 'Bob's' school of time control. Sign up today !
Dr. Ahmed Fishmonger's lovely Vaudville song, 'I Hate That Ol' Conspiracy' (1.2 mb)
Dr. Philo Drummond needs your love offering