Glad You Could Make It
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Rev. Wandarer
The original archivist and file convertor who brought you much of this crap when it was the
Ears of "Bob" in the olden times has some kind of fit of sonic Ausplergen (Flurrrgh)
| "Listen with Mother" and she'll tell you where she hid your balls. Double entendre's abound in kiddies hour(1.1mb) |  |
| ABC Radio Network broadcast of July 8th, 1947.The truth behind Roswell (or at least a better lie) | |
| Jack and Rexella Van Impe explain that cursing in school is caused by "This Mysterious E.T. called 'Satan'" | |
| The Daleks Join The Ranks of Subgeniusness | |
| Mr. Deforest the wanna-be inventor of radio inadvertantly intercepts an Hour of Slack Broadcast | |
| Surely not another Sub-G Salute | |
| "Precious Bodily Fluids" from Dr. Strangelove | |
| Winston Churchill Tries To Crack The Joy of Slack | |
| Episode One of the Canadian child molesting convict turned Dallas born-again preacher Jonathan Bell. In this episode, our defender of the faith handles ministers of the Church of Satan appearing in his apartment, the Dallas Police force and reading the bible while driving in a car he hasn't seen since it was stolen | |
| In this episode, the Rev. Bell really loses it as he recounts his being attacked by a demon assassin in his apartment, dreams of naked people in hell (no children!) and testifies about personal poverty dressed in a tuxedo. | |
| Jim Jones cult leader rants around his Big Plans | |
| Pope Meyer "...A joke you can believe in.." | |
| The Mysterons Kill Time | |
| David Koresh talking to FBI agents by telephone shortly before he burned. | |
| A special treat for fans of Linda McCartney (deceased) Bonus points if you can name the song | |
| Part Two of Linda's Contribution | |
| "Manly Men" sung by Greg Keeler of Bozeman, Montana. Once covered by The Swinging Love Corpses. (948kb) | |
| The sound of "the godfather of internet marketing" talking in his native tongue by Ewe Knit Won of Sub-G anti spammers S.P.U.T.U.M. (820kb) | |
| The Sound track from The churches MTV commercial (1.2 mb) Get the MPEG Movie HERE | |
| Robert Anton Wilson on The Hour of Slack on The game of Cosmic Conspiracy | |
| ...The Church Of The Subgenius... | |
| ...and The J.F.K. Assasination | |
| Even Ren and Stimpy Love The Hour of Slack | |
Rev Ivan Stang
("Bob's" most worn out sock puppet)
I suppose he'd better have a go (As if he hasn't done enough already)
| Part One of a Minute of slack (don't try these all at once) | |
| Part Two | |
| Part Three | |
| Part Four | |
| Rev. Jimi Hendrix Acknowledges The Subgenii in the Audience | |
| Stang without his medicine | |
| Experience the full high of Hyperventilation | |