JULY 2-6, Sherman, NYY
Some of it, anyway
NEW XIX-DAY PHOTO REPORTS!!
NEWEST! -- THE AMINO ACIDS entire live concert, plus UFO sightings, on Google Video
The entire concert by Detroit surfpunk science fiction SubGenius band, The Amino Acids, at Church of the SubGenius annual festival X-Day, shot with one camera by Rev. Ivan Stang. Included in the footage is the sighting of three UFOs hovering over the area (Brushwood, Sherman, New York) just before the concert, as well as a brief surprise appearance by J. R. "Bob" Dobbs.
Bonus X-Day Video: Lonesome Cowboy Dave's Double Mean Baby Head
During X-Day 11, SubGenius radio personality Lonesome Cowboy Dave explains to Rev. Ivan Stang about the insane gibbering baby-head that is growing from the back of Dave's neck. The abnormal second head growth is attributed to Dave's belief in J. R. "Bob" Dobbs of the Church of the SubGenius. Location: The Big House, Brushwood, Sherman, New York.
This is THE SubGenius World Destruction Event and Annual Migration to our Western New York spawning grounds!
"It's like GITMO, but in reverse." - Rev Carter LeBlanc
art left: iDRMRSR; Right: LeMUR; below left: Pete Ballanger
HOW MUCH??? Only $30. But it's MEMBERS ONLY. Membership is $30. If you weren't a Member already, it'll cost you $60 altogether. A CHEAP PRICE for SALVATION, if you think about it. Also a cheap price for ANY weekend-long, totally spectacular and weird campout -freakout-musical/religious event. CAMPING is another $10 per person. There are motels fairly nearby, in Findley Lake, Jamestown and Erie, and there may be bed-and-breakfasts available in Sherman.
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You can become as involved as you want, way ahead of time, via the
See EURO-SUB Yahoo group for info on EURO-X-DAY - in Copenhagen, Denmark this year
X-Day Promo Video (YouTube) • X-Day's A-Comin' - Music Video by King of Slack • Planet X or Bust - Music Video by El Queso All-Stars • X-Day Explained in ARISE! • The Amino Acids at 10X-Day • The Amino Acids Movie Pt. 1• Anonymous to SubGenius • UFO Sighting at Brushwood • Giant List of YouTube X-Day Videos by Various People (many are quite crappy quality) • Giant List of Google Video X-Day videos
NEW! -- An X-Day GAME! - "X-Day: Anonymous Vs. Scientology"
"(The X-Day house party and fin d'seacle freak show "parade") ...is something even the back-to-gabbers do, with a pumped up number of beats per minute, ten pils down your gob for 20 hours of chomping your bit, no ambience save for a couple of yellow cube lights haven't been able to kill.
"Also consider the fact that bouncing around on bad 'frop (probably pils, if nothing worse) or bad Church Air (probably 'frop, if nothing worse) is considered a definite no-no, never mind what you heard. And then, is it really your idea of fun to stand around some crossroads with no clue as to your whereabouts, with a Brushwood map in hand which has snakes for roads crawling about, because you're hallucinating like an oilslide? Well then, simply get to know a few people first, which is not such a hard thing to do at X-Day Drill, and all kinds of possibilities will, if need be, arise by their own accord. In the meantime, remember: there's much more to be discovered!" - X-Day Guidebook
DONATE to bring DR. HAL to X-Day:
Confirmed Superstar Bands, Doktors: THE AMINO ACIDS! • Dr. Howll! • Dr. K'taden Legume, back from the dead, and hauling the corpse of Chas along with him! FAT FREE • Dr. Dark's BULLDADA BADFILM DRIVE-IN of the Damned ! •MIKE BISON • CALVIN BALL • THE BERSIFICATORS • Rev. Susie the Floozy! • Lonesome Cowboy Dave! • Dr. Philo Drummond and Kaosmic Bobcat • Priestess Pisces • Rev. Ivan Stang • Dr. Nickie Deathchick • Princess Wei "R." Doe • Dok Frop • Sister Decadence • Rev. Back It On Up & Sifu • Pater Nostril • Rev. Eggplant • Richard Skull • 2-Beans • Rev. Pantiara Evockavitch • The Pressures • Rev. Feit C Taj • and a slackload of newcomers whose real names wouldn't mean anything here YET, but no doubt will strike fear in the hearts of millions by July 6. If there is one.
art below left by LeMur
"Nothing exceeds like Xs!" - Rev. Just John
It's time to KISS ALL CALENDARS GOODBYE!
SubGenius Costume Ball! (DRESS AS A SONG - AND BRING THE SONG)
SPOUTING! with spewing
Dr. Dark's BULLDADA BADFILM DRIVE-IN of the Damned !
Scrapple Toss, Pancake Orgy, Liquid 'Frop Tasting, Time Killing!
TUBS AND TUBS OF PURPLE KOOL-AID!
SPONTANEOUS DOKTORBAND COMBUSTION!
TRAINED PRAIRIE SQUID GIGGIN'-PARTIES!
(Free Debeaking Tools to 1st 5 giggees)
SPORTS FIGURE BODY PART LAUNCHING!
NUDE CHAINSAW JUGGLING!
'FROP ENHANCEMENT WORKSHOPS!
LIVE FREAKS OF NATURE and ACID CASUALTIES!
FACE FUCKING BAT SPERM ANTIDOTE PUDDING COOK-OFF!
PRIVATE ADULT SEXHURT SEMINARS!
BONOBO CHIMP GOBBLIN' CONTESTS!
ODDLY NORMAL-SEEMING PEOPLE!
SEX GODDESSES, ELDER GODS, and XISTS!!!
IMAGINE -- the SHEER POWER TO BE BULLIED BY FAMOUS SUBGENIUS ZEN MASTERS FOR THE LAST TIME!!
IMAGINE -- YOUR BIG CHANCE to BUY EVERY SUBGENIUS TRINKET, ARTIFACT and GEEGAW EVER MADE by ANY SUBGENIUS at the "Final Fire Sale Black Fleece Market of Slack".
IMAGINE -- YOUR BIG CHANCE to meet those amazing, intriguing individuals you've heard on the radio, seen onstage, or read in alt.slack and the holy Church books -- AND, POST-RUPTURE, ATTACK THEIR ESCAPE VESSEL BATTLE PLANETS WITH YOURS!
IMAGINE -- YOUR BIG CHANCE to WIN BACK YOUR SOUL!!!
You'll be able to tell your great-great-great-great-great-great-great grandkids, "I was at the X-Day Final Gathering in legendary Brushwood... Yep! 'Fropped up with the great Rev. Zorro hisself there... even fucked Connie Dobbs! And "Bob" fucked me -- right good, I'd say!"
art left: St. Bubba; art below: LeMur
COMPLETE TEXT REPORTS ON 9X-DAY
from alt.slack and beyond, written by the SubGeniuses who lived through it
ALSO: The entire edited new 6X-Day documentary is now available in our catalog AS A FINISHED DVD
1999'S XX-DAY (TONS OF PICS!! NOT FOR KIDS!!)
1998 -- THE GREATEST OF THEM ALL
(Until the REAL 1998 arrives!)
MAP OF BRUSHWOOD, SHERMAN, NY
by Irrev. Friday Jones
X-Day Brushwood Aerial Photo and Targeting Info
UFOs PHOTOGRAPHED OVER BRUSHWOOD!! See the incredible pictures by Saint N, taken from his Cessna!