X-DAY XII JULY 1-5, Sherman, NYY

Just Finished July 15 "2009":
COMPLETE PHOTO AND TEXT REPORTS ON THIS INCREDIBLE EVENT!

NEW (Aug. 12, '09):

REV. SIFU & REV. BIOU's 12X-Day Pics + BONUS: Long-Lost 11X-Day photos by Dok Frop and Sister Decadence

This is THE SubGenius World Destruction Event and Annual Migration to our Western New York spawning grounds!

"It's like GITMO, but in reverse." - Rev Carter LeBlanc

ARISE, MUTANTS!

WHAT IS X-DAY? Read the SubGenius Pamphlet #1
and see the extensive illustrated reports on the previous X-Day Drills at the bottom of this page

WHERE??!? BRUSHWOOD FOLKLORE CENTER, SHERMAN, NEW YORK, USA, THIS ISLAND EARTH! (And in London -- see below!) BUT NOT FOR LONG!! SEE THE DIRECTIONS -- HOW TO GET TO BRUSHWOOD!

art left: Rev. Erazuu; Right: LeMUR; below left: iDRMRSR

Pictorial on Past X-Days (ADULTS ONLY!!)

See below for more recent pictorials and X-Day reports, details

NEW: Pre-X-Day Inspirational Graphics Gallery with bonus "BOB" COMIC!

HOW MUCH??? Only $30. But it's MEMBERS ONLY. Membership is $30. If you weren't a Member already, it'll cost you $60 altogether. A CHEAP PRICE for SALVATION, if you think about it. Also a cheap price for ANY weekend-long, totally spectacular and weird campout -freakout-musical/religious event. CAMPING is another $10 per person. There are motels fairly nearby, in Finlay Lake, Jamestown NY and Erie PA, and there may be bed-and-breakfasts available in Sherman.

PRE-REGISTER ONLINE RIGHT NOW with our Shopping Cart program

CALL OUR TOLL-FREE NUMBER TO ORDER BY CREDIT CARD OR IF YOU HAVE SECURITY QUESTIONS:
1-888-669-2323 (if you leave your phopne number on our message machine, do so S L O W L Y and CLEARLY)

MODEMAC'S Huge XIIXd WEBSITE complete with sexy new Events page
See also the Brushwood website.

You can become as involved as you want, way ahead of time, via
alt.slack

THIS JUST IN:

EUROPEAN X-DAY CELEBRATIONS - JULY 4, LONDON AREA

THE RHYTHM FACTORY at 16 Whitechapel Rd in Aldgate, at 10 pm, going until the saucers arrive at 7 am the next day. 

Main Info: http://dalliance.net/xday2009/

A promotional song by Rev. Priest: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OVr9YMRmkn0

See EURO-SUB Yahoo group for more info on EURO-X-DAY

Art above left: iDRMRSR; below right: St. Bubba
Onan's X-DO'S AND X-DON'T'S ON X-DAY

THINGS YOU MUST BRING TO GROUND ZERO, BRUSHWOOD by Friday Jones

Modemac's X-Day Tips

New BRUSHWOOD SURVIVAL TIPS by Leonard the Committed

ROUGH SCHEDULE OF EVENTS

X-DAY VIDEOS:

X-Day Promo Video (YouTube)X-Day's A-Comin' - Music Video by King of Slack • Planet X or Bust - Music Video by El Queso All-StarsX-Day Explained in ARISE!The Amino Acids at 10X-DayThe Amino Acids Movie Pt. 1Anonymous to SubGeniusUFO Sighting at BrushwoodGiant List of YouTube X-Day Videos by Various People (many are quite crappy quality) • Giant List of Google Video X-Day videos

Try this 2-minute X-DAY COMMERCIAL in RealMedia format (or this 1.2 mb download -- then must be unZipped, then play in RealPlayer)

An X-Day GAME! - "X-Day: Anonymous Vs. Scientology"

"(The X-Day house party and fin d'seacle freak show "parade") ...is something even the back-to-gabbers do, with a pumped up number of beats per minute, ten pils down your gob for 20 hours of chomping your bit, no ambience save for a couple of yellow cube lights haven't been able to kill.

 "Also consider the fact that bouncing around on bad 'frop (probably pils, if nothing worse) or bad Church Air (probably 'frop, if nothing worse) is considered a definite no-no, never mind what you heard. And then, is it really your idea of fun to stand around some crossroads with no clue as to your whereabouts, with a Brushwood map in hand which has snakes for roads crawling about, because you're hallucinating like an oilslide? Well then, simply get to know a few people first, which is not such a hard thing to do at X-Day Drill, and all kinds of possibilities will, if need be, arise by their own accord. In the meantime, remember: there's much more to be discovered!" - X-Day Guidebook


DONATE to bring DR. HAL to X-Day:

X-DAY SUPPLIES NOW IN OUR CATALOG -- BACKSTAGE PASSES, SHIRTS, KNOWLEDGE KEYS, DEATH AVERTERS

Important: Nearest Liquor Store to Brushwood

Confirmed Superstar Bands, Doktors: THE AMINO ACIDS! JOHN DEAR TRACTOR BEAM -- an Adventure in Farm Psycho Surf! (for FRIDAY NIGHT BEACH PARTY! BRING BIKINIS, SPEEDOS, HULA HOOPS!) • FAT FREE • Dr. Dark's BULLDADA BADFILM DRIVE-IN of the Damned ! • Dr. Hal • Rev. Susie the Floozie • Lonesome Cowboy Dave • Dr. K'taden Legume • Priestess Pisces • Rev. Ivan Stang • Dr. Nickie Deathchick • Rev. Carter LeBlanc • Princess Wei "R." Doe • Dok Frop • Sister Decadence • Pater Nostril • Rev. Chris Lee • Andrew the Impaled • Phat Man Dee • Rev. Eggplant • Richard Skull • 2-Beans • Rev. Pantiara Evockavitch • The Pressures • Rev. Feit C Taj • and a slackload of newcomers whose real names wouldn't mean anything here YET, but no doubt will strike fear in the hearts of millions by July 6. If there is one.

art below left by Rev.80

"Nothing exceeds like Xs!" - Rev. Just John

It's time to KISS ALL CALENDARS GOODBYE!

Video by IMBJR (art below: Rev. 80):


There'll be
Naked Bobtisms!
SubGenius Costume Ball / Beer Tasting!
(Non-Theme! Anything goes! )
SPOUTING! with spewing
Dr. Dark's BULLDADA BADFILM DRIVE-IN of the Damned !
Scrapple Toss, Pancake Orgy, 'Frop Beating, Time Killing!
BULLDADA AUCTION!
SIDESHOW MARVELS!
TUBS AND TUBS OF PURPLE KOOL-AID!
SPONTANEOUS DOKTORBAND COMBUSTION!
TRAINED PRAIRIE SQUID GIGGIN'-PARTIES!

(Free Debeaking Tools to 1st 5 giggees)
SPORTS FIGURE BODY PART LAUNCHING!
NUDE CHAINSAW JUGGLING!
'FROP ENHANCEMENT WORKSHOPS!
ACUBEATING!
PSYCHIC SURGERY!
HUMANFIGHTS!
LIVE FREAKS OF NATURE and ACID CASUALTIES!
FACE FUCKING BAT SPERM ANTIDOTE PUDDING COOK-OFF!
BOBBIE ROPING!
PRIVATE ADULT SEXHURT SEMINARS!
BONOBO CHIMP GOBBLIN' CONTESTS!
SELF-MUTILATING PREACHERS!
ODDLY NORMAL-SEEMING PEOPLE!
SEX GODDESSES, ELDER GODS, and XISTS!!!

IMAGINE -- the SHEER POWER TO BE BULLIED BY FAMOUS SUBGENIUS ZEN MASTERS FOR THE LAST TIME!!

IMAGINE -- YOUR BIG CHANCE to BUY EVERY SUBGENIUS TRINKET, ARTIFACT and GEEGAW EVER MADE by ANY SUBGENIUS at the "Final Fire Sale Black Fleece Market of Slack".

IMAGINE -- YOUR BIG CHANCE to meet those amazing, intriguing individuals you've heard on the radio, seen onstage, or read in alt.slack and the holy Church books -- AND, POST-RUPTURE, ATTACK THEIR ESCAPE VESSEL BATTLE PLANETS WITH YOURS!

IMAGINE -- YOUR BIG CHANCE to WIN BACK YOUR SOUL!!!

You'll be able to tell your great-great-great-great-great-great-great grandkids, "I was at the X-Day Final Gathering in legendary Brushwood... Yep! 'Fropped up with the great Rev. Zorro hisself there... even fucked Connie Dobbs! And "Bob" fucked me -- right good, I'd say!"

art left: Modemac; art below: Stang

IT HAPPENED LAST YEAR!
Some of it, anyway
XIX-DAY PHOTO REPORTS!!

X-DAY 11 REPORTS FROM ALT.SLACK -- The Testimonials of The Survivors

THE AMINO ACIDS entire live concert, plus UFO sightings, on Google Video
The entire concert by Detroit surfpunk science fiction SubGenius band, The Amino Acids, at Church of the SubGenius annual festival X-Day, shot with one camera by Rev. Ivan Stang. Included in the footage is the sighting of three UFOs hovering over the area (Brushwood, Sherman, New York) just before the concert, as well as a brief surprise appearance by J. R. "Bob" Dobbs.

Bonus 11X-Day Video: Lonesome Cowboy Dave's Double Mean Baby Head
During X-Day 11, SubGenius radio personality Lonesome Cowboy Dave explains to Rev. Ivan Stang about the insane gibbering baby-head that is growing from the back of Dave's neck. The abnormal second head growth is attributed to Dave's belief in J. R. "Bob" Dobbs of the Church of the SubGenius. Location: The Big House, Brushwood, Sherman, New York.

PHOTO & ESSAY REPORT on X-DayX -- by actual reporters on a legit news site!

X-Day SUPPLIES! - Commemorative Shirts, Badges, Plaques, Guns, Porn, Headwear, Pils! -- in our SubGenius CafePress Store's special X-Day section

9X-DAY PHOTONOVELLA

COMPLETE TEXT REPORTS ON 9X-DAY
from alt.slack and beyond, written by the SubGeniuses who lived through it

8Xday!.... 7 X-Day!

Click here to SEE 6X-DAY'S COMPLETE REPORTS and ADULTS-ONLY PHOTOS, ART, MOVIES!

ALSO: The entire edited new 6X-Day documentary is now available in our catalog AS A FINISHED DVD

SEE the HUGE PHOTO REPORT, MASSIVE NEWSGROUP FEEDBACK FROM VIOLENT, DEPRAVED 4X-DAY CULT EVENT IN NEW YORK!!

XXX-DAY 2001
THE LUST-FEST

1999'S XX-DAY (TONS OF PICS!! NOT FOR KIDS!!)

1998 -- THE GREATEST OF THEM ALL
(Until the REAL 1998 arrives!)

1997 X-Day Drill 1996 X-Day Drill

Rev. Mary Magdalen created a TRULY inspiring and hilarious "MUSICAL SLIDE SHOW" that sums up the whole event PERFECTLY. See: MAGDALEN'S SEXY XXX-DAY MOVIE!

MAP OF BRUSHWOOD, SHERMAN, NY
by Irrev. Friday Jones

X-Day Brushwood Aerial Photo and Targeting Info

UFOs PHOTOGRAPHED OVER BRUSHWOOD!! See the incredible pictures by Saint N, taken from his Cessna!

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