You can now ignore all the high and mighty promises made below, until next year.
You'll notice that July 5 landed on Tuesday this year. We hope you DIDN'T PINK OUT! X-DAY is YOUR ONLY RELIGIOUS HOLIDAY.
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Confirmed Superstar Bands, Doktors: Dr. Howll! Rev. Susie the Floozy! Detroit's incredible The Amino Acids!! • Lonesome Cowboy Dave and the Mondo Retardo Band! • Dr. Philo Drummond • Dr. G. Gordon Gordon • Jesus • Rev. Ivan Stang • Magdalen • Nickie Deathchick • Princess Wei "R." Doe • Rev. Carter LeBlanc • Rev. Alex Thompson • Dok Frop • Sister Decadence • Dr. Dark's Bulldada Drive-In of the Damned ! • Rev. abNorm Nihil • Sinphaltimus Exmortis • Pastor Pressure • Pater Nostril • The Volkerdings • Rabbi Jacqueline Hyde • Rev. Prostata Contata • Rev. Lee Burls • Rev. Bob Diddly • Rev. Eggplant • and a slackload of newcomers whose real names wouldn't mean anything here YET, but no doubt will strike fear in the hearts of millions by July 6. If there is one.
art above by Asquire
8X-DAY ART MINE! -- a joyfully horrifying gallery of art and collage inspired by the promise of the Arisal NEW: Part 2 added 6-8-05
It's time to KISS ALL CALENDARS GOODBYE!... by gathering together all the tribes and phyles of SubGeniusdom at THE COOLEST CAMPGROUND IN THE UNITED STATES!
NONE MAY STOP US -- and NONE MAY ESCAPE ONCE THE GATES CLOSE!!
CLENCH SHUT YOUR EYES AND STRUGGLE WITH ALL YOUR MIGHT, TREMBLING AND SHAKING, SWEAT POURING OFF YOU, TO TRY TO IMAGINE...
SAUCERS WILL SCREAM OVERHEAD! GREYS will SKULK in the BUSHES! ACTUAL LIVE YETIS will MATERIALIZE by YOUR CAMPFIRE! YOU WILL BECOME YOUR OWN HERO!! YOU WILL MEET FRIENDS FOR LIFE WHO WILL GET YOU RICH WITHOUT WORKING!! You will see and experience things that may SHOCK you... that may even PERMANENTLY TRAUMATIZE and SCAR you. That's OKAY. It's all part of Dobbs' UNDERPLAN. For, as prophesied by Dobbs, at 7:00 am EST, July 5, whichever year is the real 1998, might be THIS one -- you will be Ruptured up aboard your own personal Escape Vessel and serviced by Sex Goddesses/Gods while you wreak revenge on all the Pinks and Con-dupes towards whom you ever felt even the slightest dislike.
WE WILL GREET THE XISTS TOGETHER IN POWER AND GLORY!!!!
WHAT IS X-DAY? Read the SubGenius Pamphlet #1
WHERE??!? BRUSHWOOD FOLKLORE CENTER, SHERMAN, NEW YORK, USA, THIS ISLAND EARTH! BUT NOT FOR LONG!! SEE THE DIRECTIONS -- HOW TO GET TO BRUSHWOOD!
HOW MUCH??? Only $30. But it's MEMBERS ONLY. Membership is $30. If you weren't a Member already, it'll cost you $60 altogether. A CHEAP PRICE for SALVATION, if you think about it. Also a cheap price for ANY weekend-long, totally spectacular and weird campout -freakout-musical/religious event.
This year you can become as involved as you want, way ahead of time, via the
Try this 2-minute X-DAY COMMERCIAL in RealMedia format (or this 1.2 mb download -- then must be unZipped, then play in RealPlayer)
BRUSHWOOD SURVIVAL TIPS
Onan's X-DO'S AND X-DON'T'S ON X-DAY
THINGS YOU MUST BRING TO GROUND ZERO, BRUSHWOOD
TUBS AND TUBS OF PURPLE KOOL-AID!
SPONTANEOUS DOKTORBAND COMBUSTION!
TRAINED PRAIRIE SQUID GIGGIN'-PARTIES!
(Free Debeaking Tools to 1st 5 giggees)
SPORTS FIGURE BODY PART LAUNCHING!
NUDE CHAINSAW JUGGLING!
'FROP ENHANCEMENT WORKSHOPS!
LIVE FREAKS OF NATURE and ACID CASUALTIES!
FACE FUCKING BAT SPERM ANTIDOTE PUDDING COOK-OFF!
PRIVATE ADULT SEXHURT SEMINARS!
BONOBO CHIMPANZEE GOBBLIN' CONTESTS!
ODDLY NORMAL-SEEMING PEOPLE!
SEX GODDESSES, ELDER GODS, and XISTS!!!
IMAGINE -- the SHEER POWER TO BE BULLIED BY FAMOUS SUBGENIUS ZEN MASTERS FOR THE LAST TIME!!
IMAGINE -- YOUR BIG CHANCE to BUY EVERY SUBGENIUS TRINKET, ARTIFACT and GEEGAW EVER MADE by ANY SUBGENIUS at the "Final Fire Sale Black Fleece Market of Slack".
IMAGINE -- YOUR BIG CHANCE to meet those amazing, intriguing individuals you've heard on the radio, seen onstage, or read in alt.slack and the holy Church books -- AND, POST-RUPTURE, ATTACK THEIR ESCAPE VESSEL BATTLE PLANETS WITH YOURS!
IMAGINE -- YOUR BIG CHANCE to WIN BACK YOUR SOUL!!!
You'll be able to tell your great-great-great-great-great-great-great grandkids, "I was at the X-Day Final Gathering in legendary Brushwood... Yep! 'Fropped up with the great Dr. Legume hisself there... even fucked Connie Dobbs! And "Bob" fucked me -- right good, I'd say!"
EDITED BEST-OF PHOTOS OF 7X-DAY
culled down for your pleasure and convenience to only the best
COMPLETE TEXT REPORTS ON 7X-DAY
from alt.slack and beyond, written by the SubGeniuses who lived through it
ALL KNOWN PHOTOS THUS FAR OF 7X-DAY EVENTS
by everybody, on the website of noble Rev. Two Beans.
ALSO: The entire edited new 6X-Day documentary is now available in our catalog AS A FINISHED DVD
-- and also for free download in SVCD format (plays on DVD players!) on alt.binaries.multimedia.slack!
(As is all of the new two-DVD set of SubGenius music video animations, DOBBSEDELIASTESES.)
SEE the HUGE PHOTO REPORT, MASSIVE NEWSGROUP FEEDBACK FROM VIOLENT, DEPRAVED 4X-DAY CULT EVENT IN NEW YORK!!
1999'S XX-DAY (TONS OF PICS!! NOT FOR KIDS!!)
1998 -- THE GREATEST OF THEM ALL
(Until the REAL 1998 arrives!)
MAP OF BRUSHWOOD, SHERMAN, NY
by Irrev. Friday Jones
X-Day Brushwood Aerial Photo and Targeting Info
UFOs PHOTOGRAPHED OVER BRUSHWOOD!! See the incredible pictures by Saint N, taken from his Cessna!