XX-DAY!

DAY OF THE DOUBLE-CROSS

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EVENT SCHEDULE

 

First, see this

LATEST XXDAY EVENTS LIST

from JESUS

Also:

THE HURT YOURSELF REAL BAD CONTEST!
The person who hurts himself the worst wins a GROOVY PRIZE.

DR.BRONNER'S PURE CASTILLE SOAP WRESTLING!
See your favorite Yeti babes lock slippery titties in BRUTAL COMBAT!

(Women also welcome!)

The BOBBIE TOSS!
See our Security Goons toss out the first Bobbie stupid enough to shit in the Hot Tub!

THE BULLDADA AUCTION!
Raise money for the Church by auctioning off your weird old crap, and seize the opportunity to replace it with even more!

THE WORLD'S MOST DANGEROUS FIREWORKS DISPLAY!
Risk your VERY LIFE as untrained SubGenius dumbasses BLOW SHIT UP right in front of YOU!

THE EINSTEIN'S SECRET ORCHESTRA ROCKET ATTACK!
Bring YOUR model rockets and help ESO launch a rocket attack against unseen enemies!

Latest Rocket tests: Cape Brushwood Roars Again

(SEE THESE SNEAK PREVIEW PICS OF EINSTEIN'S SECRET ORCHESTRA PSYCHEDELIC ROCKETSHIPS


THE TRIAL OF PAPA JOE MAMA!
Marvel at the suffering of Papa Joe as he is brought before a kangaroo court and accused of heinous acts! See American Justice in action as Papa Joe is given a fair trial!

THE PUNISHMENT OF PAPA JOE MAMA!
Humiliate Papa Joe after he is pronounced guilty at his fair trial! Will it be the DUNKING CHAIR? Burning at the stake? Or will he have to run...THE GAUNTLET?

THE HUMAN HUNT!
WHO will be the HUMAN? Can YOU capture him?

PLUS!
BANDS!
STUPID DRUNKS!
RANTING!
MORE BANDS!
NAKED BOBTISM!
FREE BLOWJOBS!*


AND A SHITLOAD MORE!

*from anyone willing to give them

illustration by Dr. Legume

INCREDIBLE DEVOTIONAL XX-DAY ART GALLERY -- with Astounding Prophetic Videos

WHEN?? XX-DAY, you bloody FOOL! Culminating July 5! Major league rites and ritual celebrations start around the Wednesday or Thursday before with the Main Events happening on the weekend.

WHERE??!? BRUSHWOOD FOLKLORE CENTER, SHERMAN, NEW YORK, USA, THIS ISLAND EARTH! BUT NOT FOR LONG!! SEE THE DIRECTIONS!

HOW MUCH??? Only $30. But it's MEMBERS ONLY. Membership is $30. You do the math. It'll be worth it, a thousand times over. Just add three zeroes and there it is.

SEND SASE FOR INFO TO: XX-DAY, PO BOX 140306, Dallas, TX 75214... and do it before June 25, okay? OR... SEE THE DETAILS!

NOT SURE HOW YOU'RE GETTING THERE? NEED GAS MONEY? See who and what are up for grabs in the new interactive XX-DAY RIDES BOARD on Modemac's mighty sitey!

Bob is coming!!!! TERRIFYING visitor from space! SCIENCE NEWS

Last Will & Testament

More XX-DAY-DETAILS from alt.slack

 

XX-DAY LAST-MINUTE NEWS

June 18:

XX DAY UPDATE
XXDay Europe
Jesus's RULES AND REGS , XX-DAY
P-Lil's XX-Day RULES

Sex Goddess Seeking XX-Day Ride
SHOCKING science report: Xist Saucer Payload Discovered!!

June 1

X-DAY IN EUROPE
XX Day ride board up, etc.
XX-DAY TEST LAUNCHINGS

WE WILL BE BACK FOREVER

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