DAY OF THE DOUBLE-CROSS
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LATEST XXDAY EVENTS LIST
THE HURT YOURSELF REAL BAD CONTEST!
The person who hurts himself the worst wins a GROOVY PRIZE.
DR.BRONNER'S PURE CASTILLE SOAP WRESTLING!
See your favorite Yeti babes lock slippery titties in BRUTAL COMBAT!
(Women also welcome!)
The BOBBIE TOSS!
See our Security Goons toss out the first Bobbie stupid enough to shit in the Hot Tub!
THE BULLDADA AUCTION!
Raise money for the Church by auctioning off your weird old crap, and seize the opportunity to replace it with even more!
THE WORLD'S MOST DANGEROUS FIREWORKS DISPLAY!
Risk your VERY LIFE as untrained SubGenius dumbasses BLOW SHIT UP right in front of YOU!
THE EINSTEIN'S SECRET ORCHESTRA ROCKET ATTACK!
Bring YOUR model rockets and help ESO launch a rocket attack against unseen enemies!
Latest Rocket tests: Cape Brushwood Roars Again
(SEE THESE SNEAK PREVIEW PICS OF EINSTEIN'S SECRET ORCHESTRA PSYCHEDELIC ROCKETSHIPS
THE TRIAL OF PAPA JOE MAMA!
Marvel at the suffering of Papa Joe as he is brought before a kangaroo court and accused of heinous acts! See American Justice in action as Papa Joe is given a fair trial!
THE PUNISHMENT OF PAPA JOE MAMA!
Humiliate Papa Joe after he is pronounced guilty at his fair trial! Will it be the DUNKING CHAIR? Burning at the stake? Or will he have to run...THE GAUNTLET?
THE HUMAN HUNT!
WHO will be the HUMAN? Can YOU capture him?
AND A SHITLOAD MORE!
*from anyone willing to give them
illustration by Dr. Legume
WHERE??!? BRUSHWOOD FOLKLORE CENTER, SHERMAN, NEW YORK, USA, THIS ISLAND EARTH! BUT NOT FOR LONG!! SEE THE DIRECTIONS!
HOW MUCH??? Only $30. But it's MEMBERS ONLY. Membership is $30. You do the math. It'll be worth it, a thousand times over. Just add three zeroes and there it is.
SEND SASE FOR INFO TO: XX-DAY, PO BOX 140306, Dallas, TX 75214... and do it before June 25, okay? OR... SEE THE DETAILS!
NOT SURE HOW YOU'RE GETTING THERE? NEED GAS MONEY? See who and what are up for grabs in the new interactive XX-DAY RIDES BOARD on Modemac's mighty sitey!
Bob is coming!!!! TERRIFYING visitor from space! SCIENCE NEWS
Last Will & Testament
More XX-DAY-DETAILS from alt.slack
XX-DAY LAST-MINUTE NEWS
XX DAY UPDATE
Jesus's RULES AND REGS , XX-DAY
P-Lil's XX-Day RULES
Sex Goddess Seeking XX-Day Ride
SHOCKING science report: Xist Saucer Payload Discovered!!
X-DAY IN EUROPE
XX Day ride board up, etc.
XX-DAY TEST LAUNCHINGS
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