JULY 2 through 7 am July 5
It's time to KISS ALL CALENDARS GOODBYE!... by gathering together all the tribes and phyles of SubGeniusdom at THE COOLEST CAMPGROUND IN THE UNITED STATES!
NONE MAY STOP US -- and NONE MAY ESCAPE ONCE THE GATE CLOSES!!
CLENCH SHUT YOUR EYES AND STRUGGLE WITH ALL YOUR MIGHT, TREMBLING AND SHAKING, SWEAT POURING OFF YOU, TO TRY TO IMAGINE...
SAUCERS WILL SCREAM OVERHEAD! GREYS will SKULK in the BUSHES! ACTUAL LIVE YETIS will MATERIALIZE by YOUR CAMPFIRE! YOU'LL FINALLY MEET YOUR TRUE YETI MATE AND FUCK WILDLY IN THE BUSHES! YOU WILL BECOME YOUR OWN HERO!! YOU WILL MEET FRIENDS FOR LIFE WHO WILL GET YOU RICH WITHOUT WORKING!! You will see and experience things that may SHOCK you... that may even PERMANENTLY TRAUMATIZE and SCAR you. That's OKAY. It's all part of Dobbs' UNDERPLAN. For, as prophesied by Dobbs, at 7:00 am EST, you will be Ruptured up aboard your own personal Escape Vessel and serviced by Sex Goddesses or Gods while you wreak revenge on all the Pinks and Con-dupes towards whom you ever felt even the slightest dislike.
WE WILL GREET THE XISTS TOGETHER IN POWER AND GLORY!!!!
("What's this "X-Day" bizness? What the hell are you people TALKING about," you ask. Try our doctrinally-correct ANSWER from SubGenius Pamphlet #2 -- or, DEEPER INFO on the ins and outs of our Liberation Day!)
THE FINAL BATTLE BETWEEN THE HOLOCAUSTALS AND THE IVANGELICALS!
OH MAH GAWD!!!
The Holocaustal Homepage
The SubGenius Foundation, Inc., is not responsible for this website; we offer this link strictly as an example of what we consider TOO EXTREME.
TUBS AND TUBS OF PURPLE KOOL-AID!
SPONTANEOUS DOKTORBAND COMBUSTION!
TRAINED PRAIRIE SQUID GIGGIN'-PARTIES!
(Free Debeaking Tools to 1st 5 giggees)
SPORTS FIGURE BODY PART LAUNCHING!
NUDE CHAINSAW JUGGLING!
'FROP ENHANCEMENT WORKSHOPS!
LIVE FREAKS OF NATURE and ACID CASUALTIES!
FACE FUCKING BAT SPERM ANTIDOTE PUDDING COOK-OFF!
PRIVATE ADULT SEXHURT SEMINARS!
BONOBO CHIMPANZEE GOBBLIN' CONTESTS!
ODDLY NORMAL-SEEMING PEOPLE!
SEX GODDESSES, ELDER GODS, and XISTS!!!
IMAGINE -- the SHEER POWER TO BE BULLIED BY FAMOUS SUBGENIUS ZEN MASTERS FOR THE LAST TIME!!
IMAGINE -- YOUR BIG CHANCE to BUY EVERY SUBGENIUS TRINKET, ARTIFACT and GEEGAW EVER MADE by ANY SUBGENIUS at the "Final Fire Sale Black Fleece Market of Slack".
IMAGINE -- YOUR BIG CHANCE to meet those amazing, intriguing individuals you've heard on the radio, seen onstage, or read in alt.slack and the holy Church books -- AND, POST-RUPTURE, ATTACK THEIR ESCAPE VESSEL BATTLE PLANETS WITH YOURS!
IMAGINE -- YOUR BIG CHANCE to WIN BACK YOUR SOUL!!!
You'll be able to tell your great-great-great-great-great-great-great grandkids, "I was at the X-Day Final Gathering in legendary Brushwood... Yep! 'Fropped up with the great Janor Hypercleats hisself there... even fucked Connie Dobbs! And "Bob" fucked me -- right good, I'd say!"
HOW TO GET TO BRUSHWOOD FOLKLORE CENTER in SHERMAN NEW YORK and HOW MUCH IT COSTS
(The order form is even still good.)
See also the Brushwood website.
Willing to share or needing rides? Scope out
MODEMAC'S X-DAY RIDES BOARD
A Message Board for arranging transportation of all sorts to the END OF THE WORLD at Brushwood Folklore Center (Sherman, New York) -- post messages asking for or offering rides to X-Day.
Rev. Jim Jack Jonez" <firstname.lastname@example.org> has put up a SECOND rideboard at
Onan's X-DO'S AND X-DON'T'S ON X-DAY
THINGS YOU MUST BRING TO GROUND ZERO, BRUSHWOOD
New York X-Day Plane Tickets: Round Trip or One-Way?!
IMPORTANT XDAY MESSAGE -- PREREGISTER!!!
THESE JUST IN:
Or Kill Me Radio at X-Day
A better X-Day airline flight deal?
ROUTE 17 to Brushwood DETOUR HINTS
Brushwood Parking Permits
Sterno's Latest X-Day DEMAND!!!!!!!!
The Bulldada Auction
DO YOU WANT TO KILL YOURSELF?
WHO WILL BE THERE?
YOU! -- along with:
EINSTEIN'S SECRET ORCHESTRA! POPE DAVID N. MEYER! POPE STERNODOX KECKHAVER! St. JANOR HYPERCLEATS! (DRS. 4 "BOB")! REV. SUSIE THE FLOOZIE! KING OF SLACK BILL T. MILLER! Dr. K'TADEN LEGUME! PAPA JOE MAMA! REV. IVAN STANG! SEVERAL MYSTERY ROCK STARS! DK JONES! G. GORDON GORDON! Dr. ONAN CANOBITE! REV. ED STRANGE! IrREV. FRIDAY JONES! LONESOME COWBOY DAVE! CHAS SMITH & MICHELLE! THREE MYSTERY MOVIE STARS! DR. DYNASOAR! JHVH HATES PHRED! REV. NICKIE DEATHCHICK! SISTER DECADENCE! POPESS LILITH! RAGIN' POPE ANGUS! PHINEAS NARCO! BYRON'S FRAPPY! ... and... "BOB"?
TWO X-Day RIDE BOARDS! GET/GIVE A RIDE TO BRUSHWOOD!
X Day Bands/ Sound
GG Gordon's Vodka Requirements
Vodka Support Systems
X-Day - Ritual Blow Jobs
HUMAN RANCHING -- Another GoodNet SubGenius With A Good Idea
Onan's New FINAL Devival!
NO NENSLO AT X-DAY????
Sterno's X-Day DEMAND!!!!!
X-DAY OR BUST -- TRAVEL OPTION FROM THE NW