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CONGRATULATIONS. YOU HAVE MADE IT THIS FAR. You must have been found worthy. At least somewhat worthy.
This is the last "normal" page you'll see for a while... possibly a very long while. If you dare to push the limits of your own comprehension, and want to SEE THE GOOD STUFF, you must now make some HARD CHOICES.

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"WINGS OF SLACK" is by Rev. Numen Remissionis after Robert Williams, backgrounded by Funway. The full-color Pils Dobbshead is by Noah Stewart after the Mavrides Head Official Portrait. The pipeful grin border line, HotBob by Rev. Friday Jones. Stang did the site logo GIF-goo-movie. Sound-Earred-"Bob" played by Rev. Noah Stewart.The amazing backgrounds which now litter our pages are mostly by those mysterious maniacs at ATOM FUNWAY PLASTICO. The original Sacred Hieroglyph Border is by Stang, Mavrides and Hellswami Satellite Weavers. Most of the layout of this site, such as it is, is by Rev. Ivan Stang, with a lot of help lately from Rev. Eyre Rend, Rev. Friday Jones, Rev. Jesus Christ Devilacqua, Rev. Noah Stewart, Rev. Morvus Thenu, Rev. Zachary Carleton.

WE USED TO DISPLAY the whole array of "Best Website" awards here; we won every one of 'em, long ago, HANDS DOWN. But they eat up download time, they are corny, and besides, WHO CARES WHAT A BUNCH OF UNSAVED HUMAN PINKS THINK, ANYWAY?? Instead, we here PROUDLY display the ONLY award that COUNTS:


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