The Hall of GOODS



ACCESS GATEWAY to all that is good, clean, and pure... PLUS everything evil, tainted and unclean, yet kinda cool.


THE SUBGENIUS FOUNDATION CATALOG
Everything you MUST own eventually.

The sooner the better.

OTHER SUBGENIUS PRODUCTS!!
All the groovy SubGeniusoid masterpieces and trinkets BESIDES the ones available from the Dallas P.O. box.

OTHER SUBGENIUS MUTANTS
Even More of the Best of the GREATEST!
Like the other OTHER MUTANTS list, but BETTER -- because these include great bulldada in all media by OUR FAMOUS SUBGENIUS FRIENDS!!


'ZINE REVIEWS from the Holy Temple of Mass Consumption
Includes many SubGenius 'zines!


OTHER MUTANTS
Reviews of High Weirdness
The vast world of books, CDs, videos, websites, cults, people, HIGH WEIRDNESS and GUT BLOWOUTS
-- NOT FOR THE FAINT-HEARTED!

These are the things that have charmed the hearts and washed the brains of SubGenii the world over

SHORT DURATION PERSONAL SAVIORS
Designer Saviors we have known and loved.


PAPA JOE MAMA'S Sub-SubSITE
Including Papa Joe's Computer Confessional! Home Study Rant Tapes! Holy Icons 4 Sale!






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