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I, Stang MOVED!
The SubGenius Foundation mail order factory and biz are now at PO BOX 181417, CLEVELAND HTS, OHIO 44118-1417.
MY NEW EMAIL IS STANG@SUBGENIUS.COM. Discount all other email links to me that you might see in this website, until I fix 'em. (Discard "email@example.com" and "firstname.lastname@example.org"). The new FAX number is 216-320-9528.
Here is a pictorial GRAND TOUR of the old Contingency Survival Lodge and 2nd First MegaFisTemple Lodge (Cleveland). (NOTE: Probably of interest only to friends, family and fanatics. This was our OLD place. We have since moved to The Slackermansion, which will NOT be displayed on the Internet for every Conspiracy spy to see.)
Picture show: 4-99, when THE LODGE WAS MOVED TO A NEW PART OF THE DALLAS SKYSCRAPER. Exclusive photo essay.
Many YEARs ago I had just finished the book REVELATION X and was thinking, HEY, I know, I'll kick back and spend a week or so boning up on this Internet stuff that everybody's talking about!
And then the horror and the wonder began.
Very shortly after first stumbling into alt.slack, where MY MIND WAS BLOWN, I started posting these little reports/rants to let my newfound and oldfound-but-connected pals, and the vast SubGenius membership at large, know what we were up to here in The SubGenius Foundation skyscraper headquarters. (Actually, the REAL work is done in the cave underneath Elm Street, but we like to pretend we're in the penthouse (actually rented out to some big corporation, for now).)
Those of you who went through the crucible of Internet Mastery -- from AOL frippery to DAMNED SERIOUS Web abuse -- may find my travails hilariously and yet horrifyingly familiar. Those just starting out on that road may find some helpful hints as well as some dashed hopes. The dashed hopes part will be particularly painful to those who are simply PANTING to know what sort of degenerate goings-on occur at our cult headquarters on a daily basis.(However, needless to say, we DON'T tell all because, who knows, some p.r.-hungry BATF official may be surfing this part of the Net.)
Spinning Bloody Stang Nose art by IrRev. Friday Jones (in remembrance of my post-X-Day 98 vertigo-and-sinus-surgery Slackathon).; art to the right there by Palmer Vreedeez.
This part of the list is in reverse chronological order, with the most recent posts at the top. (See BELOW for MISC. NON INTERNET RELATED ARTICLES, INTERVIEWS)
11-19-1999 Stang Report
Wei Calendar "Making Of"
Ivan Stang Report 10-23-99
9-21-99 The Old Buzzard Has Landed!
9-13-99 Last Post from Dallas
8-26-99 Weird Talk Show coincidence
8-06-99 STARWOOD SURVIVED AGAIN!
8-05-99 Back in Dallas; Scanning-Linking
4-16-99 YOW!! NEW FIRST MEGAFISTEMPLE LODGE BUILDING!!
3-27-99 DALLAS VIDEO FEST
2-18-99 Compressed Politics Rant
SUBGENIUS MOVIE NOTES 1-13-99
Happy 5-23-98, ya'll!
CON WINS, I ALMOST GIVE UP
REPORT TO ABS
SIGNS IN THE HEAVENS and SIGNS IN THE EARTH
SimpleNet Clarifies Everything
Steve Jackson Games website
SubGenius Stalker, 3-98
The Cult Next Door
CULT NEWS, AUSTIN SHOW
6-28-97 Pre Drill Report
Seduction of the Innocent
ASTOUNDING DISCOVERY IN BEREA!
GET THEE TO ALT.BINARIES.SLACK
Official Church Update from Jesus, 6-5-97
RE- SHIT LIST
NEW DEVIVAL, NUDE EVIVAL PICS on SuBsItE!
SECRET JUNK YARD DALLAS DEVIVAL
NUT WRENCHING TERROR
ATLANTA DEVIVAL '97
Camel Milk Ice Cream
HOUR OF SLACK 578/5-7 Report
Official Church Update from Jesus, 4-22-97
DALLAS in '98 -- WHY THE DRILLS?
Gol Durn that ZIPPO!
WHAT YOU GOT IN THAT THING?
HOUR OF SLACK 574 Heaven's Gate Still Swinging
Official Church Update from Jesus 2BX 4/3/97
SRL show follow-up (fwd)
SLAMMING HEAVEN'S GATE
CULT OF DUMBASSES MISINTERPRETS DOBBS, JUMPS GUN!!
RIOT AT SRL SHOW!!
HOUR OF SLACK 572
THANKS, S.P.U.T.U.M.!! THANKS, WIRED!
LORDY MERCY GREAT GOGS A MIGHTY!!! (More SXSW SubNews)
SXSW SubGenius Appearances and Devival Details
X-DAY SONGLIST REQ'D!!
SAVE THE JANOR CAMPAIGN
a-OOOOO-gah!! MY MEMBERSHIP ARRIVED!!
New Text Causes Tiny Swell in SubSITE Size!
Nasty Comments on Stang
2-2-1BX Hour of Slack/WCSB/Audioactive sounds GREAT!
SUNDAY NIGHT IS SUBGENIUS NIGHT ON THE INTERNET!
Foundation Science Report 1-30 -- detailed look at SubSITE 'stats'
1-27-1BX HQ STANKREPORT: SUBSITE EXPLODES!!
CHURCH NEWS Jan. 18, 1 BX
THE 100th BONOBO -- a short rant done for Jim Blanchard's BAD MEAT comics
PRAISE "BOB," I'M DEPRESSED!! (or "It's A Wonderful Life")
12-10-96 NICOTINE WITHDRAWAL HORROR RANT/HoS 558
TRICKY NEW CRAP AT SUBSITE
NEW CRAP at SUBSITE
A BUSY WEEK.5 or 2 -- 10-31-96
A PREDICTION FOR LATE '97
Hour of Slack #549 log (with Essay)
SUBGENIUS FOUNDATION NEWS 9-1-2BX
SUBGENIUS FOUNDATION NEWS 8-28-96
New Message! 8-18-96
Did I break SUNSite?
Re: The Island of Dr. Moreau
STARWOOD SLACKFUL DESPITE LEGUME'S BOMB MISFIRE
DALLAS STORM REPORT
FOUNDATION H.Q. UPDATE 6-28-2
ALERT! BONOBOS n "BOB" on AOL!
May 5 Stang Report
WHEELED DEATH TO VISIT GGG
SO THIS IS WHAT HAPPENED TO CHRISTIANITY
Do You Enjoy JUDGING Your FELLOW SUBGENII??
Jesus Arrives in Dallas
HOPE SPRINGS ETERNAL 1-26-96, before leaving on Slack Crusades
Subject: Re: Stang & Viacom
Nenslo Nearly Blinded
GANG AFT AGLEEEEEeeeee 1-9-2BX
I'M GONNA PRACTICE WHAT I PREACH
SUBSITE NOW HAS VIDEOS!!!
SubSITE VIDEO/AUDIO repair
Hollywood to Exploit Yetis!
LOOK AT ALT.BINARIES.SLACK
New Games, Soundz and GWAR-pics
Home Agin 11-9-95
GWAR RULZ!!! Bohabs SUCK!!!
BLUBBERING SLOP CHURCH NEWS!
SubSITE now has Church VIDEOS!
Look at SubSITE!!!
MISC. ARTICLES and INTERVIEWS from 95-96
"YOUR MACINTOSH WANTS YOU TO KILL GOD!!"
THE HARD DRIVE IN MY HEAD
Stang on AOL Center Stage, 11-13-95
Stang on AOL CENTER STAGE 5/5/96
subgenius questionnaire (answered by Stang)
REV. IVAN STANG AT THE CHICAGO UNDERGROUND FILM FESTIVAL
MacJesus Conversation -- 05/26/96 (while showing Princess Wei how it's done)
HIGH WEIRDNESS ANY WAY YOU CAN GET IT
3rd Word Interview w/ Stang
Answers to a Religious Survey
DANISH STANG THJANG
Stang Interview by Rev.Wiley Wiggins
This older part of the index reverses the order, with the oldest at the top, and the more recent at the bottom.
94.12.18- STANG UPDATE -- NET ACCESS ADVICE NEEDED
94.12.21- Run-n-Gun! filming
95.1.8- DESPERATE CHURCH NEED: WARHEADS!!
95.1.8- ORIGINS OF ALT.SLACK??
95.1.9- REVELATION X WORKERS PAID!
95.1.17- THIS WHOLE INTERNET THING
95.1.18- FORTEO-STANGIAN EVENT? OR MIRACLE TERROR VIRUS IMPLANT?
95.1.20- STANG'S GOOD DAY & NEW ADDRESS
95.1.22- MRosencleo jake -- "MUM'S THE WORD"
95.1.23- Subject: Ivan Stang is really Kibo
95.1.24- STANG'S DULL TEST RESULTS
95.1.28- For AOLers: HOW TO GET TO ALT.SLACK
95.2.3- STANG ON STANG ON JON STEWART
95.2.4- STANG ON THE BLACK LIES
95.2.16- THERE IS JUSTICE, AFTER ALL
95.3.6- STANGREPORT, Video Update, PITTSBURGH Devival, gossip, plugs...
95.3.8- Prairie Squids and Hot-Headed Naked Ice Borers
95.3.10- Nightmare Report: MAJOR LEAGUE HORROR
95.4.23- Church Web, Product, Devival News
95.5.17- AUSTIN DEVIVAL REPORT
95.5.17- I WAS ABDUCTED BY ALIENS
95.5.17- REVELATION X OUT-TAKES Ch. 8, 9
95.5.18- SUBGENIUS GLOSSARY
95.5.18- Your Mom's Dick
95.5.21- School Computer Rant
95.5.23- NEW HIGH WEIRDNESS
95.5.27- EBOLA -- AN UNPLEASANT WAY TO DIE
95.5.27- This WIll Be A Good Day
95.6.9- THE JOYS OF TOIL
95.6.13- AH, WHAT FINE FORTUNE
95.6.15- THE SACRED PO BOX
95.6.16- AHHH... IT WAS A GOOD NIGHT
95.6.26- SUBsite Webbery and July Devivals
95.7.5- WHAT A FINE X-DAY MORN...
95.7.9- STILL BARELY ALIVE
95.7.12- IT IS DONE!!
95.7.25- ATLANTA DEVIVAL REPORT FROM CONFOUNDED SUBFOUND HQ
95.8.13- CLEVELAND DEVIVAL AFTERMATH: KLEENEX WORLD
95.8.16- ROBT. ANTON WILSON in Dallas "Devival"/Devival hotline
95.8.20 R.A.W. IN DEALEY PLAZA
95.8.25- After R.A.W.
95.8.26- So Much to Not Do plus OFFICIAL SUBGENIUS P.R. PACKAGE 4 Pinks
95.8.30- Re: A Very Important Question
95.9.5- Well I Be Danged
95.9.7- Funny How Spending Thousands will Cheer You Up
95.9.17- Hour of Slack on Web in realtime soon
95.9.24- BLISTERING HOT CHURCH HQ NEWS!!!