It's time to KISS ALL CALENDARS GOODBYE!... by gathering together all the tribes and phyles of SubGeniusdom at THE COOLEST CAMPGROUND IN THE UNITED STATES!
NONE MAY STOP US -- and NONE MAY ESCAPE ONCE THE GATE CLOSES!!
CLENCH SHUT YOUR EYES AND STRUGGLE WITH ALL YOUR MIGHT, TREMBLING AND SHAKING, SWEAT POURING OFF YOU, TO TRY TO IMAGINE...
SAUCERS WILL SCREAM OVERHEAD! GREYS will SKULK in the BUSHES! ACTUAL LIVE YETIS will MATERIALIZE by YOUR CAMPFIRE! YOU WILL BECOME YOUR OWN HERO!! YOU WILL MEET FRIENDS FOR LIFE WHO WILL GET YOU RICH WITHOUT WORKING!! You will see and experience things that may SHOCK you... that may even PERMANENTLY TRAUMATIZE and SCAR you. That's OKAY. It's all part of Dobbs' UNDERPLAN. For, as prophesied by Dobbs, at 7:00 am EST, July 5, whichever year is the real 1998, might be THIS one -- you will be Ruptured up aboard your own personal Escape Vessel and serviced by Sex Goddesses/Gods while you wreak revenge on all the Pinks and Con-dupes towards whom you ever felt even the slightest dislike.
WE WILL GREET THE XISTS TOGETHER IN POWER AND GLORY!!!!
WHAT IS X-DAY? Read the SubGenius Pamphlet #1
WHERE??!? BRUSHWOOD FOLKLORE CENTER, SHERMAN, NEW YORK, USA, THIS ISLAND EARTH! BUT NOT FOR LONG!! SEE THE DIRECTIONS -- HOW TO GET TO BRUSHWOOD!
HOW MUCH??? Only $30. But it's MEMBERS ONLY. Membership is $30. If you weren't a Member already, it'll cost you $60 altogether. A CHEAP PRICE for SALVATION, if you think about it. Also a cheap price for ANY weekend-long, totally spectacular and weird campout -freakout-musical/religious event.
SEND SASE FOR INFO TO: 5X-DAY, PO BOX 204206, Austin, TX 78720... and do it before June. OR... PRE-REGISTER ONLINE RIGHT NOW with our Shopping Cart program
CALL OUR TOLL-FREE NUMBER TO ORDER BY CREDIT CARD OR IF YOU HAVE SECURITY QUESTIONS:
Willing to share or needing rides? Scope out
5X-DAY RIDES BOARD
A Message Board for arranging transportation of all sorts to the END OF THE WORLD at Brushwood Folklore Center (Sherman, New York) -- post messages asking for or offering rides to X-Day.
VIDEO CLIPS OF PREVIOUS X-DAY DRILLS
(Links to endless adults-only still pics from previous X-Days, detailed reports, below... scroll down for the nakedity)
BRUSHWOOD SURVIVAL TIPS
Onan's X-DO'S AND X-DON'T'S ON X-DAY
THINGS YOU MUST BRING TO GROUND ZERO, BRUSHWOOD
The Art of XXXXX-Day by the Arteests of alt.binaries.slack
TUBS AND TUBS OF PURPLE KOOL-AID!
SPONTANEOUS DOKTORBAND COMBUSTION!
TRAINED PRAIRIE SQUID GIGGIN'-PARTIES!
(Free Debeaking Tools to 1st 5 giggees)
SPORTS FIGURE BODY PART LAUNCHING!
NUDE CHAINSAW JUGGLING!
'FROP ENHANCEMENT WORKSHOPS!
LIVE FREAKS OF NATURE and ACID CASUALTIES!
FACE FUCKING BAT SPERM ANTIDOTE PUDDING COOK-OFF!
PRIVATE ADULT SEXHURT SEMINARS!
BONOBO CHIMPANZEE GOBBLIN' CONTESTS!
ODDLY NORMAL-SEEMING PEOPLE!
SEX GODDESSES, ELDER GODS, and XISTS!!!
IMAGINE -- the SHEER POWER TO BE BULLIED BY FAMOUS SUBGENIUS ZEN MASTERS FOR THE LAST TIME!!
IMAGINE -- YOUR BIG CHANCE to BUY EVERY SUBGENIUS TRINKET, ARTIFACT and GEEGAW EVER MADE by ANY SUBGENIUS at the "Final Fire Sale Black Fleece Market of Slack".
IMAGINE -- YOUR BIG CHANCE to meet those amazing, intriguing individuals you've heard on the radio, seen onstage, or read in alt.slack and the holy Church books -- AND, POST-RUPTURE, ATTACK THEIR ESCAPE VESSEL BATTLE PLANETS WITH YOURS!
IMAGINE -- YOUR BIG CHANCE to WIN BACK YOUR SOUL!!!
You'll be able to tell your great-great-great-great-great-great-great grandkids, "I was at the X-Day Final Gathering in legendary Brushwood... Yep! 'Fropped up with the great Dr. Legume hisself there... even fucked Connie Dobbs! And "Bob" fucked me -- right good, I'd say!"
SEE the HUGE PHOTO REPORT, MASSIVE NEWSGROUP FEEDBACK FROM LAST YEAR'S VIOLENT, DEPRAVED 4X-DAY CULT EVENT IN NEW YORK!!
1999'S XX-DAY (TONS OF PICS!! NOT FOR KIDS!!)
1998 -- THE GREATEST OF THEM ALL
(Until the REAL 1998 arrives!)
FLASH MOVIE by IMBJR regarding YOUR ROLE at XDV.
Download XD4 Acrobat Pamphlet
Rev. Mary Magdalen created a TRULY inspiring and hilarious "MUSICAL SLIDE SHOW" that sums up the whole event PERFECTLY. See: MAGDALEN'S SEXY XXX-DAY MOVIE!
Rev. Codini's 4XD: 7 Rings of HELL
MAP OF BRUSHWOOD, SHERMAN, NY
by Irrev. Friday Jones
X-Day Brushwood Aerial Photo and Targeting Info
UFOs PHOTOGRAPHED OVER BRUSHWOOD!! See the incredible pictures by Saint N, taken from his Cessna!
ADULTS ONLY: earn the Church $ per click by checking out these two SPECIALTY PORN SITES:
XXXSPACEGIRLS.COM and WWW.HORRORSEX.COM