ARE YOU A GEEK? I mean, sure, you might
LOOK and ACT like Clint Eastwood in DIRTY HARRY. But, at heart, are
you not REALLY just an obsessive, anal-compulsive GEEK, revelling in the
minutia of bad movies, obscure TV shows like LAND OF THE LOST, "whapping
off" to cross-references within other geek media to your favorite esoteric
"BAD-SHOW" fixations? Well... WHY THE HELL NOT? We believe
that the metaphorical "morality plays" extracted from such insipid
stupidity are every bit as valid as any Bible fairy tales -- indeed, MORE
so, since they're more recently invented. Moreover, when geek superstars
like, say, the martyred St. Pee Wee Herman, cross-reference with the Church,
ALL BENEFIT. Propaganda and exploitation within the weirdo subculture and
the anti-weirdo non-subcultures are all the more titillating for their obscurity.
YOU CAN FEEL SUPERIOR for knowing things that no one else cares about.
By memorizing the information in this section, you will be able to surpass
the silliest Rocky Horror Picture Show/Monty Python/Dr.Who/Japanimation/Body-Piercing/Garage-Band-Worshipping/Internet-God/Congressional-Aid/Hitchhiker's
Guide/Porno Obscurantist/Stamp Collector GEEKS in SHEER SILLINESS for years
to come. Ironically, you'll also have some valuable information you WOULD
be able to use profitably in stock trading during the late '90s... but you
probably don't BELIEVE that part of it, which is why the rest of us will
get rich while you succumb to the anaesthetic of "Bob's" trivia.
"BOB" In LINUX
"Bob" sighted in computer game
"Bob" sighting in fabulous
"Bob" sighting: Mad #335
"Think Pink" song in Astaire
ANOTHER SIGHTING (Internet Starter
Attention SubGenius Drummers!
BLEEDING HEAD ANAGRAMS!!!!
Celebrities in the CoS
Church of the SubGenius vs Kibology
Definitions of bob
DEVO trashed by "Nirvana"
DEVO VIDEO QUESTION
Dobbs 'n DEVO
Dobbs On Ren & Stimpy
Earliest LSD in the Movies
GORP-- The Truth About Trail Mix
GRANDMA'S FACE IN ZOOGZ'S CROTCH
Hidden Messages About "Bob"
Holy Laughter on 700 Club
JFK -- The Truth
Job (I need one.)
LONGEST KNOWN PALINDROME
Lynch: SubGenius or Pink?
MISCELLANEOUS CONGLOMERATED DOBBSIAN
Mistaken Spelling of SubGenious
NEW RAVE SubG article!
NIGHTFLIGHT: My first contact with "Bob"
Re: DISCOGRAPHY: Babes In Toyland
Remember Morton Downey Jr?
Rev. Stang and Philo Drummond on AOL tonight
RevX Artist Index
Severe Tire Damage
Shakespeare's Rivals -- Great Movie Quotes
STANG's AOL user profile
Stuff (several topics)
Subliminals in Autodesk Program
The "Bob" on Letterman
The Brag & Doug Smith
The Hidden Meaning of The Little Mermaid
THE LENSCRAFTERS GUY MUST DIE!!!!
The Monkee's Mr. Bob Dobolina
The TRUE meaning of "ghee"
Where the Cleveland Cyberweenies for
WORLD OF THE FUTURE ref. on SIMPSONS
Wow, and I thought "Wild Palms"
Xuxa and the Industrial Church
Yacatisma at Disney World
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